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Thru
Da Swamp
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Da
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America
And
The World.
Swamp News Flash.
Trust Me
On This.
The LORD.
Yeah.
That LORD.
GOD ALL MIGHTY.
The
MIGHTIEST
Of
The
ALL MIGHTY.
The
AWESOME-st
Of
The
AWESOME
For Sure.
Without
A
Doubt.
The
HIGHEST
Of
The
MOST HIGH.
And
Yeah.
THE MACK DADDY
OF
ALL MACK DADDY'S
THE
CREATOR
OF
EVERYTHING
THAT IS.
EVERYTHING
THAT WAS.
EVERYTHING
THAT
WILL BE.
Like Dis.
G.O.D.
Does Not
Need
Your Money.
And No.
G.O.D.
Does
Not
Need
Any
Sales People
Out There
Closing Deals For Him.
In Fact
Quite The Opposite.
You Want
GOD.
In
Your
Life.
Tell HIM.
Begg For
Him.
Love HIM.
Praise HIM.
Talk
To
HIM.
Feel Me?
So Far?
Peter Popoff
And
Your
Schiester Ministry.
Someone.
Pleeeezeee.
Tell Me
How
In
The
Fuck
Did I
Get
On
This
Schiester
Used Car Salesman's
Fuckin
Mailing List.
Miricle Fuckin Water.
Some
Kinda Hockas Pocas
Do Not The Fuck Open Envelope
Send Back
Right
The Fuck
Away
And
I
Will
Pray For You.
For
The
Low Low
How Da Fuck
Low
Can
He Go
Price
Of
Only
Nine Teen Ninedey Five.
($19.95)
Oy Gavalt.
I'm Done For.
I'm Begging
You
Peter
Pop It Off.
Pleeeezeee.
Do Not
Pray
For
Me.
Honestly.
Don't Do It.
Popoff.
RippOff.
Yo.
Peter.
Dude.
Ya All
Over
Da
'The Rip Off Report'.
Trust Me.
Not Great Marketing.
All That
Said
America.
Angies List?????
Stupid Fuckin Me.
I
Just
Everyone/Everything.
Tell Ya
What America.
Ya All
Need
To
Know
About
A Company.
A Person.
Hit
Up
Da Swamp.
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"Hey Ryan".
"Hey V".
"So"?
"So What"?
"So
How
Was
Your Weekend"?
"Cool".
"Yeah.
You
And
The
Gal
Next Store"?
"Hmmm. Really wanna know"?
"Yes Ryan, That's why I asked".
"You Sure"?
"Ryan. Stop. Yes, I want to know".
"O.K. You asked for it".
"RYANNNNNN!!! OMG. RYANNNNN. LORD HAVE MERCY. RYANNNN!!!"
"What Veronica? You Asked".
"Was that on your door".
"Yeah. All Weekend".
"Ryan".
"It's Bad and I can't Say It"?
"I'm not even going to address that Ryan".
"Yeah.
Bobby told me that he was gonna ask Robert for some cash for a run to Home Depot
to purchase those real, real thick chains and those giant padlocks and a pallet of Duck Tape
to tape me up, chain me, padlock my door and never let me out the crib again. Then he told me to just go take care of Girl next store and bang her brains into the stone age".
"Ryan. I'm speechless".
"Look. That notice also applied to the white girl in #16 with the fiance'. Her boy walks up to me Saturday morning. I'm outside the crib having a smoke. Dude walks up;
"Was that you knocking on my door at 3a.m."?
"You need to stand down my man. Take that hate the fuck outta here white boy and get some kinda grip on your girl. I don't knock on anyone's fuckin door.
Don't come to my crib no more. Go fuck yourself".
"Oh. O.K. Sorry Dude. Just asking".
"Yeah. See Ya".
"I told you Ryan. You were going get in trouble. All those Girlz. How did you mess this up"?
"Right. I don't know. But for sure girl next store hate me."
'You blame her"?
"Look. I don't know".
"I don't care". "
"Aside from The Kidz Mom, White Girlz all Fucked up".
"Except of course You and My Mom".
"Your Mom".
"My Sisters".
"My Daughter".
"Both of our Grandmothers".
"And Meghan Kelly."
"Ryan. OMG. Bobby's right. You can't leave the house anymore".
"The note was meant for girl in #16 with the angry drugged out white boyfriend. She just walks the fuck in on me whenever. Then Gal next store see's it.
Fuck.
Even Iggy The Dog won't talk with me now".
Iggy Da Dawg
"Excuse my French Ryan, You would most defiantly fuck up a wet dream".
"Sorry Veronica. I don't fuck them up".
"Ryan. Ryannnn, You are incorrigible".
"Yeah".
"Honestly V.,
At this point in my life I truly believe white Girlz are treacherous.
Might I remind you that it was a White Girl that stabbed me.
That was Girlz 4th and successful attempt.
Not to mention all the times she tried to shoot me".
Black Girlz just want to have fun.
Not all that Psycho Analyzing.
Bringing up their train wreck past every minute.
Jamaican Girlz Da Absolute Best.
Miss Ya Angela.
White Girlz.
All the Drama.
Honestly, I just wanna have fun.
Black Girlz down.
Laughing, having a good time.
It's like at least every human I have met on this Earth has had some treacherous drama take place in their life. I don't wanna hear the fuck about it.
Really.
I'm just gonna start handing these Broads a bill at the end of the night for psychiatric services rendered.
Thing with us Hood Rat's we know who we are.
We we come from.
We just wanna have fun.
Laugh.
Dance.
Have a great time.
What do people want to stay in the shit for? Never understood this.
Seemingly white folk relish in the horror's of life.
It's like church.
I never attended church until 'Word Of Life Kingdom' Florida.
Da Hood.
Pastor Rosetta Bryson.
The most Beautiful Soul I have ever met.
She is Soooo Beautiful.
For Sure Anointed.
Services Literally Rocked.
The band playing.
Us, Screaming.
Dancing.
Prasingggggggggggggggggg The Lord.
Lovingggggggggggggggggg The Lord.
Non of that Poor Poor Me.
Miss You So Much Pastor.
When I accepted that position in Naples, Florida.
A friend that I met there, Duncan. Big Ol Irish Man.
Duncan invited me to his Church one Sunday. Lutheran.
We sat up front. Big band on stage.
The band started to play.
I started,
Clapping. LOUD.
Sreaming. LOUD.
Clapping My Hands Over My Hand.
Praisingggggggggggggggggggg The Lord.
Lovinggggggggggggggggggggg The Lord.
Clapping. Jumping. Praising. Loving.
Just actually doing what I know to Praise The Lord.
After service.
Ya Know.
Everybody around the big tables of food talking.
Out of the blue, 5 people are standing in front of me.
One is the Pastor, the other four are some kinda of clergy.
The Female Pastor asks me my name.
I tell her.
She then introduces me to the other Pastors and Elders of the church.
I'm sweating it at this point. I'm sure I am the next sacrifice. Right"?
Pastor sayz to me;
"Ryan. We have never seen Any One Praise The Lord Like You.
Pleeze, Pleeze come back to our services every Sunday".
I'm like, Damnn.
The other folk, white folk, just sat so stiff in their chairs and clapped their hands
like they were preparing for execution.
The point is that when I am out with a female, I do not want to hear about old boyfriends.
Violent relationships.
Anger around every curve.
Seemingly, at least the white Girlz I have come in contact with over 60+ years bring their over stuffed baggage of crap where ever they go.
I ain't wit all dat.
I just wanna have fun.
I love to laugh.
I love music.
I love to dance.
Most importantly I Love To Love.
With Out All The Drama.
Speaking of Drama.
Seemingly America, Ya All forgot that President Husein Obama was getting back to the Russians.
After the election.
In case Ya All haven't notice, Putin Urinating all over Europe.
As usual, Europe is yelling for help.
The loudest of course is racist Germany. They are begging for help.
Swamp response. Fuck Ya All.
Dis Ain't None Of Ours.
This of course is not going to happen for the simple fact that we owe Europe and just about every one else on this Planet a whole bunch of money.
To stand down Russia is going to take REAL Diplomacy.
A REAL Commodity we, The U.S.A. haven't anywhere to be found.
We have the Blithering Commie Treasonous Traitor Secretary of State John 'I Never Met A Commie I Didn't Want To Blow' Kerry
John Kerry and His Communist North Vietnamese President Buddy Honoring 'Kerry The Treasonous Traitor' For Johnny Boyz Roll In Defeating The United States of America In The Vietnamese War.
Good Job "Kerry The Killer' Of American Troops.
Johnny Boy Never Met A Commie He Didn't Want To Blow
Lead by Commie 'Prez' Husien Obama.
Yeah. That 'Prez' Obama.
The one getting back to the Russians after the election.
Hows all that working out for you America?
As usual our countries Commie administration has responded.
As always.
Like the college proffessors that drone On and On, Blasey, Blasey.
This Hypothesis.
That Theory.
All That Conjecture seeping out their academia butt holes, dripping droplet remnants of wheat grass suppositories all over the class room floor.
Yeah Rutgers.
You enclave of Commie Fuck Brains.
Ms. Condolesa Rice Defecates America Red White and Blue All Over Your Commie Faces.
Fuck You Rutgers.
Welcome to The United Communist Welfare States of America.
Directed by none other Bill Ayers.
Yeah.
Regarding Obama.
He most defiantly is controlled by Ayers and the rest of the commie loving, hate America Ass Holes that You America, Elected.
Twice.
America.
Let us not forget that it is DHS purchased an unprecedented 450 million rounds of
.40 S & W 180 grain hollow bullets in 2012.
Now add into this Maldivian Equation that Russian and Chinese Troops are STILL in the desert, here in Arizona training with our troops.
I would say this has transcended war games for the simple reason that these troops are now in the desert here, going on a year.
Not quantum physics folks.
Do I buy all the talk of martial law coming down the pike here in America.
This governments plan to execute close to 25 million citizens,
The U.S. Military and Law Enforcement sifting the ranks for individuals that will
have absolutely no problem what so ever Smokin American Citizens.
No.
Not 100%.
But the realty exists that these factors are and have been taking place.
This country today, straight up, without a doubt is being run by very dangerous, Anti Americans.
Straight up Communists.
I also know for a fact that Bill Ayers.
Cop Killer.
Police Station Bomber.
Military Base Bomber.
Killer of American Service Men.
An Individual That
LIVES, BREATHS, PROSPER'S and TEACHES.
COMMUNISM.
World Wide.
As Well Piles Sky High Stacks Along With His Bomb Building Commie Murdering Wife Bernadine 'Just So Very Fuckin Hard To Look At' Dorhn.
Yeah Billy Boy, You Commie Piece Of Shit.
I Did Just Run Yak On Your Whore Cunt Wife.
What You Gonna Do Faggot Commie Bitch Ayers.
Fuck You And Your Hoe Mamma. Bitch.
Yeah Bitch.
I'll Pay Your Way Here.
Ass Hole. Fuck You. Ayers. Bitch.
In Chicago where Billy The Punk Lives.
Every now and then Chicago Citizens become enraged
that this piece of fecal matter lives in their city and these folk
get Jiggy and want to smoke Billy The Commie's Ass.
Billy The Communist Cop Killer calls on Chicago PD
to protect him.
So let me see.
Kill Police. Then call on Police to Protect you?
Only In The USA.
America.
Two.
Very Decorated United States Military Officers Were Relieved Of Their Duty
While In The Process Of Saving Americans Lives Overseas In Hostile Environment.
General Carter Ham
Rear Admiral Charles Gaouette
Two Men Who Dedicated Their Lives To Protect American Citizens.
While Engaged In Just These Actions, Trying To Protect and Save American Lives These Men Were Relieved Of Their Distinguished Duties.
By None Other Than A Communist College Professor.
Guess they would not make this Administrations American Hit List of Death Squad Advocates.
Putin will do what he wants to do.
When He Wants To Do It.
Obama will assist him in every way.
Two Commies In A Pot.
Straight Up America.
President Obama Embracing Communism
That said.
Other than Sanctions that hopefully will cripple Russia there is really not much else we can do.
This of course on the heels of a very week American Communist President.
Now add into this Power Grab regarding World Domination the turbulent relationship between China and Vietnam.
Malaysian Flight MH 370.
I believe that terrorist' are behind this Air Craft grab.
Just as I outlined 6-7 dayz ago.
As far as I am concerned just another power grab between two commie countries.
China.
Vietnam.
And the band plays on.
Or.
Believe me I hate to even mention the following.
A Boeing 777.
Filled With Passengers.
Slamming Into A Very Tall Building.
Some Where.
Lord Have Mercy.
I'll Be Clear America.
Translucent.
Ya All Fucked.
наклониться американских товарищей собак я буду трахать тебя хорошо
Guess What The Above Russian Statement Sayz.
First Place Prize.
A Day With The Author In The Desert.
Pay Your Own Way Here and Back.
Second Place Prize.
Free Advertising In Da Swamp.
Ryan. Out.
