Ryanindaswamp / Man In da Street

Droppin A Few Peckz  
Dis Gonna Be A Long One World 
Strap Your Selves In

"Where you been Ryan"?

"Here and There."

"Where and There"?

"Around".

"Around? Where?
Where do you take off to in these impulsive moments of Here and gone in a flash There"?

"Here and There".

"I hate you Ryan".

"Stand in line Girl.
And damn. 
Put on some clothes. 
You showin".

"I thought you like when I show".

"Girl. I love when you show. 
You been showin a long while now".

"Cause you been Here and There gone Old Man".

"No worries Girl. 
Just Pleeze. 
Cover up for now".

"I hate you Ryan. 
You anger me past my limits".

"You sound like my Daughter Baby Girl. 
She angry with me as well. 
Probably hates me too".

" Cause your just so bad Old Man.
You are for sure going to hell".

"Copy dat.
I'm already in hell.
Three medical doctors informed me a few years back:

"We have been practicing medicine an over combined 60 plus years.
You are by far the healthiest human we have ever examined.
You have the vitals of an eighteen year old.
And your going to live another 60 years".

"Lucky fuckin me.
For you see Girl I already reside in hell".

"I hate you Old Man. 
I'm never showin again"!

There have it.

Welcome back to Da Swamp World.

Where do I start?

Congratulations Republicans.
You pulled it off.
Control the Senate and the House.

Now.
As a collective exercise Ya All the most powerful Peep's working for us 'We The People'.

Your actions so far has instilled in me great confidence that as the Majority in both houses I see Ya All coming together high and low throughout the vast DC area.

From Men's Room stall to Men's Room stall.
As group effort.
Individually trying to locate your cellulite ass's.

Great job Schmucks.

As the likes of

Senator Rand Paul.

Ted Cruz.

Representative Rich Nugent.

And the rest of the Republican Young Guns stand alone left at the door of this government dance to be sold down the river by the rest of the reprehensible Go Along To Get Along Do Nothing Republican Party Idiots.

Boehner the Dault
and
McConnell The Do Nothing Mis Cretan
lead the Mens Room Stall Parade.

Locked in the oblivion of Government Mis Justice.

Mis Justice dealt out by the Nano to the Saps who comprise We The People'.

While over at the White House Prez Barry O. simultaneously hitz his Pyrex Glass Pipe while signing away new Executive Orders at a rate never before seen.

While Commie SDS Weathermen American Building Bombers and Cop Killers Supreme Bill 'The Coward' Ayers and Bernadine 'The God Awful Dog Ugly' Dorhn  pull on Baby Barack's Puppet Strings.

Val Jarret looks on with intense approval.

Over at The Kremlin.

V. Putin address's the final touches to his next upcoming New York Times interview and his Russian Day Parade down Central Park West starting at 77th Street.

Back in Chicago.

Michelle O. and her Shot Gun Riding Corrupt Thief David Axelrod Perpetrate more Criminal Actions in their over riding dominance in The Chicago Health Care System Due as a direct Result of the Penned By Convicted Felon Mr. Kraemer this countries infamous health care system Obama Care.

Nothing Wrong Here America.
Right?

Why am I not one bit surprised that Prez Barry O. is on the campaign to break local American Law Enforcements Back.

After all His former Roommate and Present Not Yet Brought To Justice COP KILLER Billy Boy 'The Pussy Ass Bitch' Ayers is on the puppeteer panel in the exclusive role as 3rd Master in the pulling Prez Barry O's strings.

Valery Jarret The Number One Puppeteer This Dance Of The Barack.

Let me clearly state that Da Swamp does not in any way what so ever support nor condone any:

Gang Violence

Gang Enterprise

Gang Criminal Actions.

Yes.
I do know gang Members representing:
Crips Eagles Kings and Some Others.

I do as well realize that at times and quite possibly readers of this Worldwide insanity forget the second part of this blogs title:
'Man In Da Street'

I meet all kinds of folk on a daily basis.

The vast large majority are always kind and polite to me.
As well everyone of their stories are unique and interesting in every way.

People literally stop me to chat. Never met them before.
On the bus.
All over Da Place.

A life long.
At times.
Completely off da wire regarding what the Peep's are Yakking.

Ferguson.
New York City.
'Poe'.

My preface is such.

I'm a White Boy from Da Hood.
Black People have been a very Major part of my life.
Black Folk have always had this small skinny kidz back.

Now a skinny Lil OldMan.
nothing has changed.

In Da Street.
On Da Bus.

Black Folk and I always comfortable engaging.
Actually same with all type of People.
Just happens.

Ferguson.
'Poe' more than is in the absolute right.
For what ever reason.
Kid got stupid.
Real Damn Stupid.
Cost him his life.

New York City.
'Poe' out of line.
Way under trained.
Complete mis handling of the entire situation on that the 30th in Da Street confrontation with Mr. Garner.

On Mr. Garner' part.
For myself.

After the third encounter.
I would have taken the buyers names and offered home or office delivery and move forward with a real viable business plan regarding an illegitimate business.

That's just me.
Business Man and extreme Piler of Stacks($) Bukoo.

In America.

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that Black Folk will be pulled over on a one to ten scale eight times more that a White Person.
I'll just leave it all at that.

All that said.

I personally.
Back.
All.
Local Police One Hundred Bustillion Percent.

I Love 'Poe'.

Then again.
I'm a Good Boy.
I do not break any laws.
That's just me.

My entire driving experience.
Since 16 years old.

Two moving violations.

One at 16 years of age.
The other at 35 years of age.

Just a small infraction down Miami' Freeway I95.
Only 165 miles an hour over the speed limit.
Highway Patrol actually had two Ghetto Birds in the lanes. (Helicopters)

In my defense.

I was giving a man a test drive in my Wiesbaden Germany Built and Modified Porsche 911 Duel Turbo 750 Horse Power
Ride.

Honestly.
There were still many MPH' left in Da Tank so to speak.

Talk about gunz drawn.
I surely digress.

'Poe'
Without a doubt is by far the toughest gang on Da Street.
In Da City.

Any Real Hood Thug will agree with me.

Of all the jobs in the world.

'Poe' has by far the most Thankless.
The most Dangerous.
By far the Most Under Paid.

Ya All Answer A Domestic Violence Call.
Let Me Know How All That Works Out For You.

So Bought and Sold.

White House Directed.

White House Commanded.

Lying Hoe Bitch Media.

The very next time.
You are Mugged and Robbed in Da Street.

Your Lying Hoe Bitch Ass' are involved in a Near Fatal Car Crash.

Three Time Convicted Criminals.
Kick Down Your Front Door.
Go About raping Your Wife and Daughters.
Sodomizing Your Sons.
Cutting you up into Little Filets to be sold to My Mexican Friends on Da South Side for their Pit Bull Sustenance Program.

DO NOT CALL 'Poe'.
You on your own.
Let me know how all that works out for you.

Bought and Sold Hoes.

Speaking of Bought and Sold Hoes.

Rachel Maddow.

And My Not A Bought and Sold Hoe.
My Irish Dawg.
Sean Hannity.

I sincerely believe Ya All are involved in a Spit Drooling Down Their Lip Media Competition.

For Real Ya All.
I see serious internal gaskets coming completely un done.

Damn.
Slow It Down Studz.

Oh.
Rachel Maddow iz a Guy. 
Woman. 
Woman. 
Guy?

Whatever.
Ya get the vapor drift.

Ahh.
Before I forget.

I caught an interview of a Great Author.
Former 20 year CBS Investigative Reporter:
Sheryl Attkinsonn.

Rush Limbough.
Joe Pags.
Respectively.

Ms. Attkinsonn spoke of composing certain stories regarding certain subject matter.
Her computer screen is literally taken over.

I have been writing about this phenomenon here in Da Swamp for over the last three years.

I relate to these paranoid White House Commie Intruders as;

'The Hakin Gay Government White Boyz'.

So much for the fame less.
That would be me of course.

Regarding 'The Hakin Gay Government White Boyz'.

These precision lacking Idiots are the most intrusive when I am writing about Commie American Terrorist SDS Weathermen Bomber of American Government Buildings Small Dick White Boy Himself Pussy Ass Bitch Billy Boy Ayers and His Dog Ugly Fell On Her Face Cess Pool Bomb Building Bitch Extraordinaire Bernadine Dorhn.

Sorry Dawgs.

A little over 2 and a half years ago.
I had actually written my last blog.
That was back in the WordPress Dot Com Dayz.

I was going on the road the very next day OTR Truck Driver.
I stopped by a friends house to test run 3 links.

I hit the 1st link.
Went to the page.
All the graphics were in the right place.
What was missing was the Word Content to that particular article.

I hit the 2cd link.
It went to a Cooking Blog?

I hit the 3rd link.
Instead of the actual link what had taken it's place were these words:

"Narley Dude.
You Been 404'ed.
Surfing is a very rough sport.
You are now lost in very dangerous seas.
We.
Have 3 suggestions.

1) Hit The Back Space Button

2) Went To The Cooking Blog

3) Punt

Being the hard headed Marine I am.
I punted.

Closely following that in some what of a direct line of occurrence.
There were 3 attempts on my life.

TPD arrested the first two.

Regarding the 3rd.

I was told that they could not do anything about that person.
That quite possibly I wanted to start blogging about different subject matter.
A whole lot different.

Not very long after all that 325 blogs vanished into the thin on WordPress Dot Com.

I have written more than a few times about when I returned home from two tours of duty in the rice paddies of death.

I dis embarked a Pan Am flight in San Francisco International Airport.

I was pelted with eggs and tomatoes completely destroying my Marine Dress Blues by Scum Bag Hippie Ass Holes as these Rich Suburban Mal Content Kidz screamed 'Baby Killer. Women Killer at me.

Every day on the beach and in the city of L.A.
I was physically attacked by these Stinky Mammas Boyz and Girlz for the simple fact that I would not grow my hair as long their Lice Infected Follicles.

To state that I completely Fucked Up Dirty Hippie Ass is a Cyclopean Understatement.

I re enlisted instead for another 14 years.

Yeah Rush Limbough.
Caught a small part of your show last week.
I heard you commercial break show come on spot.

Yeah.
For sure.
Those same violent Hippie Assholes are running this country.

Thanks for the read Dude.
For real.
Appreciate your walk through Da Swamp My Man.

Same goes for you Levin and the rest.
Very much appreciated.

Most importantly.

To my Vietnam Military Brother Tim.
Thanks for shearing your tears with me Brother and allowing me to unleash some of my own.

Yeah.
I for sure feel Ya My Army Brother.
It was fuckin hard.

And regarding your Artillery Designated M.O.S.
I Do Not Know No How Many Of Our Own You Took Out With Your Artillery.  

Hopefully for the both of us we will never know.

Damn For Sure.
We will Never Ever Forget.

Our Real Fuckin Crime In All That as it were.

We Answered The Call.
The MuthuFuckin Call.

Our lives changed and transcended to an existence never to be returned from.

Lips forever pulled over our heads to the bottoms oof our feet.

Yeah Brother I agree.
I didn't much enjoy smokin Charley either.

We Did Not Run Like The Suburban Rich Kid Mamma Boyz. Hippies.

President George Bush.
Daddy got his ass out da war.
Another Cocaine Cowboy President.

No Brother Timothy.
We Served Our Country.
We Answered The Call.

I Feel You Brother.
Deep Da Fuck Down.
Right Through To My Cellulose Drippin Bonez.
Love You Brother.

Fuckin Tears On Da Fuckin Key Board.

I'm Done.

Ryan. Out.













Oh Yeah.
Before I forget.
I Do Not Hate Christians.

I Hate Haters.

Ashy Boy.
Barry O's 4th New Defense Department Head.
Finally Barry O has His own Academia Lap Dog.

Cocaine Smokin Barry O. finally has Da Right Boy For the job.
I see many nights of engaged Cocaine Smokin between the two.