Friday, May 16, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street


On Da Floor Flat Face Da Fuck Hard Against It Friday




Stupid Fuckin Me.

Day after day after day.

I hit the stats button.

Blog blowin up.

World Wide.

Day after day after day.
I cry like Da Bitch. 
Wah, Wah, Wah, Wet my pants Wah.

No Comments.
I'm thinkin to myself that I have to be the biggest ass hole in Da World.
Seemingly, a cock a roach don't even want to communicate with me.
Wah. Wah. Wah. 
Poor fuckin old little me. Wah.

Then it hit me.
Wham, Slam, Damn Fuckin Bam.

Yesterday early evening I am bored out of my mind.
I walk down over here to the college and start playin around on this site.

I hit a click by mistake. I scroll down.

I notice a button I never saw before.
'Comments' I hit Da Bitch.
382.
Comments.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

There they are.
382.
Breaks down to 95.5 comments a month.

My total bad.

Blame It On;
Dropped Severly On My Head At Birth.
Straight Up H.A.L.O.
High Altitude. 
Low Opening. 
Out The Ass End Of A C-130.
Decent.
High Volacity Landing.
Wham. Slam. Bango. Bamm. 
Physical Well Being Squashed Like Green Rotten Tomatoes.

Through out my life, when necessary, I will apologize for any slight on my part, perceived or real.
I never say that I am Sorry.
Time to set precedent.

World.
Readers.
Cha All Da Very Very Beautiful Best.

I AM SO SO VERY FUCKIN SORRY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL BEST READERS WORLD WIDE.

God Bless Cha All. Thank You So Very Much.

Yo.
Google.
Don't wanna put any advertisement on my site due to a small small nano mistake on my part. 
I even apologized.

Oh Well. 
Dats Your Fuckin Bad Google.
I'll put my own adds on my site.

In Fact over at;
ryanindaswamp.wordpress.com 
I advertised Roush Racing and Roush Mustangs.

   

ROUSH Performance Vehicles

www.roushperformance.com/vehicles/




Seemingly Da Swamp Actually Played The Major Role In Selling A Roush Mustang. 
All It Took Was One Clickety Click.
$165K. 
Oh Well.
Guess My Readers Just Ain't Dat Important To Cha All. 
King Google.

Oh Yeah.
Google.
People In Da Philipines Begging for the ability to Blog. I lost count of all the Beautiful Filipinos just about begging me to hook them up so they will be able to blog in the Philippines.
No Go Google Blog Blog For You Philippines.

Hey Cha All.
Hit Up WordPress. 
I am pretty sure that on WordPress Dot Com, they make blogging available.
I'm up there too. 
Matter of fact I am rebuilding that site.

For the reason that I do not own a computer, things seemingly move at a snails pace here in Da Swamp.
Not To Worry.
Swamp On It.

All You Beautiful Souls That Grace This Insane Diatribe Called Da Swamp.
Hooked Up Corner To Corner.
Tick To Tock.
Again. 
Thank Cha All.
God Bless Each and Every One of You.

Regarding a often repeated comment, from the small amount I have read up to this point.
The Peep's are talking about pictures.
Centering Pictures and Such.
I haven't any answers.
The fact of the matter is that for the most part pictures just do not show and if they do, they disappear in a day or two.
Quite frankly I am baffled.
I even posted a picture of myself as a Marine, in uniform and me today. All the other pictures on that dayz blog remained. The pictures of me did not appear. 
Recon For Life I Guess. 
Mystery Man Me.
Sorry Dude Who Asked.

Now.
Mission Forward is to reply to every one of your comments.
Swamp Up On It.
In A Quick Lickity.

Cha All The Beautiful Best.
Cha All Humble Me To Death.

Major Swamp Love Cha All.

Cha All Have A Beautiful Weekend.

Back Again.
3,229 comments.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Ya All Fuckin Shittin Me. 
For Sure.
I'm Damn Ass Swamped In Da Swamp.
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Over Whelmed Is  A Gargantuan, Cyplopean MutherFuckin Understatement.
Momz. What I Do Now.
A Dazed And Comment Confused.

Ryan. Out. 


The Tail End

Yo
Hackin Gay Ass White Boyz
Fuck You And All Your  Stank Ass Hoe Mammas











































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