Monday, September 21, 2015

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street


Continued: Part 2

I'm Showing Too

Up To Down.

Left To Right.

In To Out.

Hostile
Angry
Belligerent
Yak
Runnin 

Muck
Into
Slant Face Yickety
On
The 
Down Side
Of 
Yak.

More
Judgement
From
Americas
Fat 
And
Not So Happy.

The 
Daily Struggle
Of
All
Ya All
Fat
And
Hog Happy.

Like Dis.

When 
Your 
Obese/Fat
Selves.

Into 
The 
Process
Of
Dressing. 

Tugging.

Pulling.

Stretching

Your Pants
Up
Onto
Your
Fat Fat
Jiggle Slap
Self's.

Then 
Finally 
Accomplishing
The 
Impossible.

The 
Last 
Part 
Of 
This 
Mission

Now 
To 
Button 
Your Pants.

This 
Strenuous Exercise 
Seemingly
Needs 
Serious 
Assistance 
From 

Cotton
Stretching Machine.



Then.

Finally.

You 
Make 
The 
Connection.

Button 
Meats 
Button Hole.

Your
Fat 
Jiggle Slap
Protruding
Over 
Waist
Belt
And
All
Other
Apparatus
In 
The 
Immediate
Area.

Forget About 
Boxer Shorts.

The 
Tent Maker 
Is 
On Vacation.

For Us.

The Fine
And
The Built.

Rock Hard
And
Ready Bodies.

We 
Wear 
Boxer Shorts.

Stylish.
Comfortable.
Sexy.

We 
Effortlessly
Slip
Our
Size
32 - 34 
Waist Size Jeans
Over 
Our 
Boxer 
Clad
Butts.

Feeling
And
Looking
Oh So Very Fine. 

We 
Then
Loop
Up
Our
Belts 
To 
The 
Absolute 
Tightest
Loop.

But Oh The Hell No.

Try 
As 
We Might 
Our
Jeans
Start 
The 
Slow 
Motion Drift
Down 
Our 
Skinny 
Clad 
Boxer Short Butts.

Leaving Us 
No 
Option 
At 
This 
Crucial Point.

Our Left Hand.

Thumb 
Locked
In 
Over 
Our Belts
With 
Our 
Remaining 
Fingers
Literally 
Lost
In 
The 
Task 
Of
Keeping 
Our 
Jeans Upright 
On
Our 
Lower Bodies 
As 
We 
Walk
Down 
The Road.

Regiments 
Of
Gal's 
Constantly
On 
Our 
Skinny Butt Tails.

Final Analysis.

We Got This.



Back 
In 
Tucson, Arizona.

Two 
Very 
Cool Occurrences
Have 
Come Together.

The First. 

The Ending
Of 
The 
Bus Strike.


Subject 
That 

Actually 
Mis Quoted.

In 
My 
Analogy 
Of 
The
Actual
Where
What
And
When
Coming Down Hard 
On 
The Drivers.

Hold Up A Sec World.

Shout Out Of Sorts.

Yo.

Happy Monday Hackers.

Welcome On Board.

Thanks 
For 
The
Assistance
My Homies.

Straight Up Dawgs.



Back to Tucson.

From 

Very 
Reliable.

Whad Up 
Tohono 
Decedent.

The 
City Of Tucson 
Blatantly 
Dis Regarded
And
Circumvented 
As 
Well 
Just 
Straight Up 
Lied
To 
The 
Drivers 
In 
Regards 
To 
The 
Signed 
In 
Blood
Former 
Contract Agreement
And
To
The Local Media
In
Regards
To
The Actual
Real Deal..

My 
Apologies 
Drivers And Mechanics
Of
Union Local 104.



The Other Good News.

Praise 
The 
Rain GOD's.

Current Temperature.


Cool 
Breezy 
71 Degrees.
And

Welcome 
Wet Wet Rain.

Dark Sky 
Heaven Above.

The 
Hot 
Burning 
Ferocious
Bake 
Ya 
Well Done 
In 
Your 
Tracks 
Sun.

Has 
Gone 
On 
Vacation.

Her 
Steller 
Heat Rays
On 
A
Holiday
Have 
Left 
The 
Inhabitants 
Of 
This 
Treacherous
Desert Mayberry
In 
Absolute Heaven.

Yippy Yippy Cayyee.

Da Sun
On 

Holiday.

Get
It 
While 
Ya Can.



If 
All 
That 
Wasn't
Enough.

Da Old Man 
Back
To
Hiz 

Greatly 
Missed 
Menthol Rollies.

One 
Measly 
American Buck.

Bag 
Of 
Menthol Tobacco 
And 
The 
Large 
Pack 
Of 
Bugler Rolling Papers.

Courtesy 
Of
The 
Only 
Real 
Best 
Smoke Shop 
In 
Tucson.

Moon Smoke Shop.


  
I'm 
In Love
And
I'm 
All 
Shook Up.

Da Old Man 
Locked 
Up 
Into 

Straight 
Up
Nicotine 
Love Loop.

Talkin Bout 
Love
And
All 
Shook Up.

Continued: Part 2.

So 
There 

Am 
This 
Past Saturday.

Workin
Outside
In 
Da Hot 
Blazing Sun.

Flip.

My 
Samsung Flip Phone 
Startz 
His
Vibrate Thang
In 
My 
Left
Front Pocket.

I'm Thinkin 
It's 
Number 
Two Child
My
Beautiful Son
Hittin 
Me 
Up
With 
Hiz 
Customary:

"Good Morning Dad
Have A Nice Day.
Text.

Not 
The 
Case.

The 
Number 
Outta State.

"Hello."

"Ryan"?

"Whad Up Girl"?

"I Want 
To 
Talk 
To 
You Right Now".

"I'm Workin Girl".

"Good
You Can 
Take 

Break Now. 
I Only Have 
An Hour".

"O.K." 

It 
Iz 
The
Former Wife. 
The 
Only 
Former Wife.

So 
We 
Chit 
And 
Chat

Bit.


Take 

Seat 
At 
Some Shade 
In 
The 
Adjoining Business Center.

In 
The
Cool Cool 
Shade 
Under 
The 
Buildings
Entrance Cover.

"Hold On Ryan 
I'm 
On 
The 
Other Phone".

"O.K.".

Girl Engages 
Her 
Other Call. 
I Chill.
She Comes 
Back Online.

"O.K. Ryan
Here
Iz 
What 
I Did

Just Purchased 
You 

Round Trip 
Plane Ticket...
Please Hold 
On 
Again.
It'
The Airline".

"O.K."

 I 
Of
Course 
Am 
Not 
At 
All 
Following 
This 
Current Vapor Trail.



"Ryan
Do You 
Like 
To 
Sit 
In 
The 
Back 
Of 
The Plane 
Or 
The Middle
I Personally Like Either".

"Uhmmm
The Middle 
By 
The Window". 

Back 
To 
The Airlines 
She Goes.

"O.K Ryan
Middle Seat
Window
Here 
Is 
Your 
Conformation Number
Your Day 
Of 
The Flight.
And 
The 
Time
I'm 
Taking You 
Off 
The Streets. 
As 
Well. 
We 
Are
Going 
To 
Be 
Getting 
Re Acquainted.
I Believe 
This 
Is 
Meant 
To Be.
As Well 
I Also 
Believe 
That 
We 
Knew 
Each Other 
In 

Past Life.".




Up On Cripple Creek - The Band (The Band 5 of 10)


There
Ya All 
Have It.

The 
Coming Together
Of
The
Attorney
And
The Writer.



From 
Da Swamp 
To
Da Desert 
To 
The 
Midwest Farm Land

Da Swamp 
On 
Da 
Road Again.

Tune Into 
Continued: Part 3.

Excuse Me Ya All.

My 
Hacker Homies 
Demanding 

Bit 
Of 
Attention.

Yo
Whad Up Dawgs?

Ya All 
Know 
Of 
Any 
Hacking Instruction Seminars 
Around Here?

Cuz 

Gotta 
Tell Ya All.

Ya All 
Are 
Having 
Way 
Too 
Much Fun.

Thanks 
For 
The
Interest
Homies
In 
Regards 
To 
This 
Insane 
Written Diatribe.

All That Said.

Who You Iz?

Ryan. Out.


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