Street Story
I
Can't
Even
Make
Dis
Shit
Up.
"Mr.
Mr.
Sir.
Can
I
Get
A
Rollie"?
I
Turn
My
Head
Over
My
Right
Shoulder.
The
Voice
Is
Emitting
From
The
Mouth
Of
The
Beautiful
Young Lady
On
The
# 4
Bus
Who
Was
Straight
Up
On
The
Stare
Me
Down.
I
Keep
Steppin
Till
I
Hit
Da
Curb
On
The
Other
Side.
"Please
Mr.
Please
Sir.
Just
One
Rollie"?
"You
Know
How
To
Roll
Girl"?
"Yep".
"Awaight.
Here
Ya
Go".
"Ohhh.
Thank
You
So
Much
Sir".
"No
Problem
Girl".
I
Proceed
To
A
Bus
Bench.
Girl
In
Tow.
We
Both
Cop
A
Squat.
I'll
Interject
At
This
Point.
Girl
West Coast Gorgeous.
Body
By
Fischer.
Cadillac Eldorado Division.
Stacked
Racked
Step Da Fuck
Back.
"Thank
You
Sir"
"Your
Welcome
Young Lady"
"My
Name
Is
Felicia.
What's
Your
Name"?
"My
Name
Is
Ryan".
"Hey
Ryan.
Your
Handsome".
"Young Lady.
I'm
Old
Enough
To
Be
Your
Grandfather"
"Not.
No
Way.
Your
Not
Even
50".
"Tehhhh.
I'm
Jus
Bout
65".
"Oh
My
GOD.
Your
Adorable".
"Young Lady.
Stop".
"Why
Do
You
Think
I
Was
Gawkin
You
On
The
Bus"?
"Tehhhh.
Young Lady.
I'm
Gonna
Get
Rollin".
"Do
You
Have
A
Phone"?
"Yes
I
Do.
I
Have
Two
Phones".
"May
I
Use
One.
Please"?
"No".
"Please
Ryan.
Please".
"Felicia.
Girl.
I
Don't
Let
Anyone
Use
My
Phones".
"Ryannnnn.
Please.
Pretty
Pretty
Please"?
"Tehhhh.
No".
"Oh
Gosh.
Please
Please
Ryan.
It's
Important".
"OMG
Girl.
No".
"Ryannnnnn.
Please
Please
Please
With
Ton
O
Sugar
Please".
"Shit.
Who
You
Need
To
Call"?
"My
Momz".
"Whats
Da
Fuckin
Number".
"Thank
You
So
Much.
I
Love
You".
I
Star 67.
Dial.
Give
Felicia
The
Phone.
Girl
Completes
Da
Call.
Hands
Da
Phone
Back
To
Me.
"Felicia.
Why
Don't
You
Have
A
Phone"?
"I
Had
A
Nice
I Phone.
But
I
Lost
It"
"Awaight.
I'm
Gonna
Get
You
A
Phone
Right
Now.
You
Can't
Be
Without
A
Phone".
"Really.
Your
So
Sweet.
What
Kinda
Phone".
"A
Lifeline Phone.
You
Get
500
Talk
Minutes
And
500
Hundred
Text
Minutes
Every
Month".
And
No.
These
Are
NOT
Obama
Phones.
Lifeline
Was
Introduced
In
1972
By
Then
California
Governor
Ronald Reagan.
"I
Love
You
Sooooooo
Much
Ryan".
"OMG
Girl.
Stop
Do
You
Have
An
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
An
ACHESS
Or
EBT
Card"?
"Yes"
"O.K.
Hold
On
I'm
Callin
My
Boy".
"Yo.
Drew.
What
Up
Dawg?
I'm
Good.
Listen.
Check
It
Out.
I'm
Here
With
A
Young Lady.
She
Need
A
Phone.
Has
Arizona
Picture
I.D.
And
EBT.
Uh Huh.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Let
Me
Write
Dis
Down.
Go
Ahead
Dawg.
Uh Huh.
Awaight.
Later
Man.
I'll
Send
Her
Down".
"Awaight
Felicia.
Here
Ya
Go.
My
Man
Drew
Gonna
Hook
You
Up.
Even
gonna
Upgrade
You
For
Free.
I
Wrote
It
All
Down.
Directions.
Bus's.
Everythang".
"Go
With
Me
Ryan".
"Girl.
Not
On
My
Schedule.
You'll
Be
Fine.
Everythang
Right
Here".
"Ryannnnn.
Please.
Ton
O
Sugar
Paleeezee"?
"Girl
I Got
Some
Where
To
Be".
"Ryannnn.
Paleeezeee.
I
Want
To
Hang
With
You
All
Day".
"Girl.
No".
"Gosh
Ryan.
I
Really
Like
You.
Please
Please
Please
Ryan"?
"OMG
Girl.
NO".
With
That.
Before
I
Knew
What
Hit
Me.
I
Can't
Even
Make
Dis
Shit
Up.
Girl.
Pulls
Out
Her
Ample
Beautiful
Breasts
Leans
Over.
Plants
Her
Open
Mouth
Right
Da
Fuck
On
My
Grill.
Tounge
Extended
Further
Than
A
Python's.
I
Pull
Back
As
If
I
Just
Caught
A
Round.
"Damnnnnn
Girl.
Are
You
Kiddin
Me!
Titties
And
Kiss's
At
A
Bus
Stop.
Put
Those
Thangs
Away.
Now"!
Girl
Shocked
And
In
Tears.
"OMG
Ryan.
I'm
So
Sorry.
I
Feel
So
Bad
And
Embarrassed.
OMG".
"Damnnn
Felicia.
You
Should
Be
Embarrased
ANd
Ashamed.
How
Old
Are
You"?
In
A
Cry
Sigh
Whimpering
Voice
"I'm
Almost
25".
"Damn.
That's
The
Same
Age
As
My
Daughter.
I
Damn
Sure
Hope
She
Not
All
Titties
And
Kiss's
At
The
Bus
Stop".
There
Ya
Have
It.
Jus
Another
Day
In
A
Life.
Now. On To The World.
Swamp Health Tip Of The Day.
For
Every
One
Pound
That
A
Human
Shed's.
Exactly
4
Pounds
Of
Stress
On
Your
Joints
Muscles
And
Tendons
Will
As
Well
Be
Shed.
Makes
Sense.
Right?
Start
Feeling
Good.
Gonna
Throw
Some
Charts
At
Cha All.
To
Me
The
First
Chart
Is
Amazing.
In
A
Serious
Bad
Way.
The
Following
Charts
Are
The
Most
Complete
In
Regards
To
Overall
Facts.
They
Represent
The
Year
2015.
Wow.
In
America
We
Possess
The
Absolute
Without
One
Scintilla
Of
A
Doubt.
The
Highest
Paid
Teachers
On
This
Planet.
By
A
Bustillion
Country
Miles.
For
All
Dat
Stack$.
We
Ranking
Last
To
Close
To
Last
In
All
Categories.
Great
Fuckin
Job
Bloated
Belly
American
Educators.
Gaze
This
Chart.
Than.
Explain
To
Me
How
Such
A
Dirt
Low
Math
Science
And
Reading Comprehension
Standing
For
America
In
The
World
Is
Even
Possible.
GDP, current prices
GDP based on PPP valuation
This
Next
Chart
Is
Just
Completely
Whacked.
What
I'm
Walkin
Up
The
Canyon
Trail
With
Is
America
Is
Stupid
And
Lazy.
If
All
The
Above
Was
Not
Enough.
| United States GDP | Last | Previous | Highest | Lowest | Unit | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GDP Growth Rate | 0.70 | 2.00 | 16.90 | -10.00 | percent | [+] |
| GDP Annual Growth Rate | 1.80 | 2.10 | 13.40 | -4.10 | percent | [+] |
| GDP | 17419.00 | 16768.10 | 17419.00 | 543.30 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP Constant Prices | 16442.30 | 16414.00 | 16442.30 | 2084.60 | USD Billion | [+] |
| Gross National Product | 16585.10 | 16529.70 | 16585.10 | 2098.40 | USD Billion | [+] |
| Gross Fixed Capital Formation | 2762.20 | 2760.70 | 2762.20 | 1215.60 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP per capita | 46405.26 | 45660.73 | 46405.26 | 15791.86 | USD | [+] |
| GDP per capita PPP | 52117.76 | 51281.58 | 52117.76 | 36543.10 | USD | [+] |
| GDP From Agriculture | 205.30 | 191.10 | 235.10 | 123.30 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Construction | 724.10 | 706.50 | 724.10 | 528.70 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Manufacturing | 2187.70 | 2165.80 | 2187.70 | 1679.40 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Mining | 292.90 | 335.10 | 476.10 | 197.60 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Public Administration | 2330.90 | 2316.50 | 2330.90 | 1705.00 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Services | 12319.30 | 12198.70 | 12319.30 | 8469.60 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Transport | 528.60 | 525.90 | 528.60 | 357.50 | USD Billion | [+] |
| GDP From Utilities | 290.90 | 287.90 | 296.60 | 193.00 | USD Billion | [+] |
Above
Chart.
On
It's
Best
Day.
Is
A
Stark
Dark
Less
Than
Laughable
Realty.
But
No
Worries.
The
Obama
Administration
Jumping
For
Silly
Joy.
I
Find
This
Next
Chart
Amazing
In
It's
Own
Way.
In
So
Much
As
America
Is
The
Land
Of
The
Free
And
Home
Of
The
Brave.
America.
Ya All
Some
Sad - Sack
Miserable
Muthu Fucka's.
Check
It
Out.
Tehhhhh.
Don't
Know
Bout
Cha All.
I'm
Laughing
My
Skinny
Ass
Right
Da
Fuck
Off.
Old Man
Charted
Out.
Movin On.
The
2016
Republican
Presidential
Debate.
Talk
Bout
Out
Da
Fuckin
Park.
Mickey Mantle's Longest Home Run Out Da Park
Wow.
Teddy 'Boy' Cruz
Showing
True
His
Colors.
All
Up
In
Da
Wah
Wah
Wah's.
"I'm
Havin
My
Mamma
Take
Me
Right
Off
Dis
Stage.
Wah
Wah
Double
Wah".
Teddy 'Boy'.
Paleeezeee.
Grab
Tight
Your
Genitalia.
Ask
Your
LORD GOD
For
Divine
Guidance.
And
Pull
Up
Your
Draws
Son.
My
Man
Rand.
Paul.
Standin
Tall.
Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It
Kentucky Senator Paul.
Swamp Love
My
Man
Rand.
Ben Carson.
Releasing
Da
Hounds.
Lettin
It
Loose.
Standin Strong.
Jeb
Bringin
It.
Right
On
Florida
Governor.
Christy.
Big
Man
Ain't
Playin.
Showin
Some
Real
Presidential
Flare.
Jersey Style.
As
Well.
Droppin
Some
LB's.
Mr. Kaisac.
Representin.
America.
We
Got
Ourselves
A
Race.
One
Last
Thang.
American Militia.
Honestly.
Dem
My
Boyz.
Cuz
In
The
Realty
Of
It
All.
They
Are
My
Last
Bastion
Of
Freedom.
Especially
With
This
Communist
Administration.
Thanks
Gentlemen
For
All
Your
Dedicated
Service
To
This
Once
Great
Country.
The
Fact
Of
It
All.
It
Is
Without
A
Doubt
The
Arizona Militia.
Stationed
On
The
Arizona/Mexican
Border.
Daily.
Turning
Back
Meth
Tweeze
And
People
Smugglers
Into
The
MexiHell
They
Came
From.
Any
Which
Way
They
Can.
Dead.
Or
Alive.
A
Task
The
Obama
White House
Has
Been
More
Than
Lax
And
Baffled
On
The
Straight Up
100.
Thankz
Guyz.
I
Know
Ya All
Gonna
Stay
Da
Fuck
Up
On
It.
Semper Fi
Brothers.
Also
Credit
The
American Militia
For
A
New
Mission
They
Have
Embarked
On.
Tracking.
Locating.
And
Eliminating.
American Hackers.
And
Your
Pig Face
Fat
Ass
Drippin
Rectum
Hackin
Mammas.
See
Ya
Bitches.
Ryan. Out.
Tail End
The
Beautiful Women
Of
Turkey.
Thanks
For
The
Read
World
Swamp Love Ya All
United States
Ukraine
France
Canada
United Kingdom
Germany
Russia
Portugal
Bulgaria
Slovakia
Japan
China
Kenya
Costa Rica
India
Belgium
Latvia
Philippines
Italy
Cuba?
Kazakhstan
Belarus
Thailand
Ireland
Mongolia
Hong Kong
Lithuania
Indonesia
Pakistan
Iraq
Malaysia
Thailand
Spain
Taiwan
Cyprus
South Korea
Vietnam
Italy
Czech Republic
Poland
Brazil
Qatar
Turkey
Egypt
Israel
In
Da
House
Runnin
Wild
Down
In
Da Swamp
Didn't
Yo
Mamma
Tell
Ya All
Bout
Da Swamp
Sittin
On
Chrome
Home
125 East Pennington Street Suite 420 Tucson, Arizona. DownTowne
While In Tucson, Arizona.
There
Is
Only
One
Taxi
Company.
Da Swamps
ONLY
Choice.
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