Thursday, September 18, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street


Fail Safe Thurzday. Not.


The desert inhales the change in atmosphere as rain swoons down on this roasting vast waist land spreading Her Wet Love Mist at thirsty, hungry, cactus and humans.

Her once fiery breath of summers heat, laying barren waist to every calculated square mile within the stretched out inhabitants of this scorched city.
Every encompassed parameter is covered in Her wet cooling love.

Fall into lightening quick Winter brought on by monsoons relentless onslaught.
Almost as it should be as far as regards out-ling perfect protocol resulting in the faultless cycle of seasonal change.
Finally snapping that heat filled, one season is all Ya get endless summers.

Up into the max furnace nights transforming without missing a beat into cold just getting colder over nights.
A slight progression seasonally speaking.
That impossible fit that never seems quite comfortable. 
Now moving on in what one would consider a natural progression.

Poof.
Just like that.

Finally.
Relief from the skin blistering heat.
Degree's droppin at a numeral numbing 34 degree increment.

Day time has become a real outdoor pleasure excursion.
From the mid to high 100's to an orgasmic 70's.

The best part of all this seasonal serenade regarding this Author.
The floods have washed away all of the prickly, gonna get Ya no matter what cactus  needles that along with pebbles reeks havoc on my flip flop wearing feet.

Now. On To The World.

Wow.

Watching the news for me in these last few weeks has been akin to reliving a nightmare.
I state this of course on figurative level.
Meaning that subject topics I have written about, some almost two years ago.
Benghazi.
Arming Syrian Rebels.

Has seemingly, finally, come to light regarding Americas Bought and Sold news outlets.

All that said.
I actually find what is transpiring in the world regarding terrorists as old news.

All this ISIS to me is the same bugle call that screamed Boko Haram. 
When the Bought and Sold old news folks finally got around to reporting Boko Haram be-heading's and mass murders of all children and their teachers in Western Christian schools through out a major portion of Africa the death toll regarding those slaughters were by far already old news.

I even went as far as stating;
"Really. Who gives two shits regarding Compton".
As in Compton, California.

Now the battle cry is ISIS.
I wrote regarding ISIS months and months ago.
What the hell did they just do to grab the worlds attention.

If all that was not enough.

Why would The President, Barack Hussein Obama put anything close to the resemblance of troops on the ground?

Quite possibly it is;

Bill Ayers
Bernadine Dorhn

The Presidents Muslim Brotherhood Advisers
The likes of Ward Churchill.

All the people that this President surrounds himself with, who to a one since their teen age years has wanted nothing except the destruction America.

A bunch of affluent American Kid's just finding something to identify with outside of their comfy American Suburban lives.
Wanting more than anything to identify with that time periods Hippie Avalanch.

Every now and then venturing, just to say they did into the 'Hood'. Our world by no such choice of our own.

Suburban dwellers doing oh so very best at slumming without 'The Real Cheeze'.

Their Slutz trailing close behind to fit in the role of 'Banging Us Hood Ratz'.

Just all for that sec of the cool.
Stories to be told in lunch rooms of the suburban schools that they flocked to. 

Then swearing to God that the 'Lid' of Tweeze they purchased from the 'Hood' were absolutely not oregano.

SDS.
Weathermen.
The band of idiots whose only cause was to bring down America.
A place later in life that bred them millions of the all mighty hated dollar and all that it stands for.

While real American Kidz gave it all up to answer a call.
A call to war.
A war that to this day doesn't make a small tiny miniscule bit of sense.
But answer that call we did.

To finally and against all odd's make it back home to our America.
To be spit on.
Defecation hurled by the bags full.
Balloons of Urine.
Tomatoes.
Eggs.

Thrown upon us.
Us who only wanted to clear our body minds and souls from the death blood and body parts.
Our lips forever so pulled da fuck over our heads to our toes.
Never.
Ever.
The fucking same again.

While these America Haters took and stole all they could to pursue the great life that this country offers.

America.
These are the CRIMINALS
that are running our America.

In the real scheme of things.
File all that away in 'The Leopard Doesn't Change Her Stripes' file drawer.

Unless there has been a monumental change in what the above individuals actually feel towards America.
I do not see any boots on the ground.

As well we have been knee deep in Syria since jump.

Here are just a few articles from the past outlining what is again being outlined.



Obama to move forward with plan to arm Syrian rebels ...

www.cnn.com/2013/07/23/politics/us-syrian-rebels/


CIA-funded weapons begin to reach Syrian rebels - CNN.com

www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/politics/syria-arming-rebels/

Source: Obama approves arming Syrian rebels - USA Today

www.usatoday.com/story/news/.../2013/06/...syria/2420763/


Senate Moves Toward Arming the Syrian Rebels - The Daily ...

www.thedailybeast.com/.../2013/.../senate-moves-toward-.

Arming Syria's rebels not the answer, here's what US must ...

www.foxnews.com/.../2013/.../arming-syria-rebels-not

Phew.
I don't know about Ya All.
I'm plum worn out and tired from all the above copy and paste.
Feel Me?
So Far?

Fact is I haven't even touched the surface of articles regarding America's aid on all levels to the Syrian Rebels.

Again.

ANY TIME that America's Fighter Jets are over confirmed hostile, especially confirmed full blown war theaters.
There's boots on the ground.
As in U.S. Marine Recon T.R.A.P  Units.
Then again.
What the fuck do I know?

The real problem in this country.
The growing wider by the nano division of Americans against  Americans.
Talk about divide and conquer.
Here we go again.

Justin Tevlin.
How very very senseless and sad.
As far as I am concerned.

Assailant.

Bitch.

Die Slow.
Die Hard.
Die Screamin.
And Yeah.
Fuck You And Your MuthuFuckin Mamma.
Bitch.

Where the hell does the hate that propelled and propagated this so violent and senseless murder come from.
How is this hate able to metastasize into the most horrible of all cancer.
The puss dripping cancer of barbarism gone wild to the degree of blood letting in the streets.

Honestly.

The murderer.

And all like him.

Should be immediately rounded up.
Transported to the nearest swamp.
One blood letting round to the torso.
Then into the Swamp where waiting Alligators will have their sport.

There is no due justice here.
Just the kinda justice that makes sense when all other justice has failed.
Street Justice.
Take's care of all da business all da time.

A bit radical you say.
As radical and destructive as the very souls who are running this country into the very solid ground and beyond?

For real Mr. President. 
Major Props and Cred Sir.
I mean really.
How many Americans can state that they actually consume 8 Ball after 8 Ball of Hard and never have the paranoids regarding getting caught.

Puffin your glass pipe way up high on Air Force One.
Not bad work if Ya can get it.
Right.
Mr. President?

I'm curious.
What is the real physical numbers regarding the Americans that actually back Anti American Maggots such 
as:

Bill Ayers
Bernadine Dorhn
Ward Churchill
Mark Rudd
Katherine Boudin
David Gilbert
The List Goes On and On and On.

These are the Presidents Friends and Advisers.

People who have experienced the great life of growing up in America.
Then.
Wham Slam Fuck Em Bamm.
One Hit Of Acid.
Gone Sally Gone.

The Presidents first inauguration actually took place on the very day that Bill 'The Cop Killing' Ayers and his Bomb Building Wife Bernadine Dorhn were about to be brought to trial for their role in the Murder of San Fransisco Police Sargent Brian McDonnell and 19 Bombings of U.S. Government Offices, Military Bases and Police Stations.

But Oh The Fuck No.
Swept right under the Presidential carpet.

In Cop Killing Bill Ayers own words;
"What The Fuck. I'm A Free Man".














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So goes this President and all of his Filthy, American Hating Friends.
Again America.
Was it the word Fundamentally or Transform that threw Ya All.

Honestly.
I can't even stomach writing about any of this anymore.
America.
Your country has been taken over.
And yet.
There are still the radical idiots out there that believe and back Radical Barack 100%.
Some things never change.

On the way far brighter side.

Just the other day I'm sitting somewhere, just sipping on my dark brew coffee minding my own.
I'm in a comfortable chair up against a wall.

Out of the literal nowhere.
A beautiful young lady, her coffee steaming in her large coffee cup walks up in front of me.
Just stands there for a sec.
Then it happens.

This gorgeous girl, oh so delicately and with just a bit of articulation, lifts up her skirt.
Nothing at this point left to any imagination.
Straight da fuck up.  
Right in my grill.
Poo Tang.
Maybe 2/12 feet away from my face.
Old Man speechless. 
On the freeway approaching the exit to Stuttering Blvd.
For sure.  
Zero Point Right On Visual.
Of...
Everything.

Finally I manage to utter;

"Young Lady. Whatz U Doin"?

"Showin"

"Showin? How old are You"?

"24"

"Your Mamma know you showin"?

"Mamma showin too".

"Damn. Blood line runnin deep with gene pool in your family".

"You like it"?

"I'm not responding to that".

"You gay"?

Thatz the deal breaker.
In this case being the decorum and behavior of an Officer and a Gentleman.
Cause when a beautiful woman asks a man if he is gay. 
All stop gaps do a quick fade away.
As in damn right I'm a woman loving man.

"No I am certainly not gay. 
Honestly.
You have some of the sweetest poon I have seen in a long while. You keep it up very nice".

"Well thank you. That is so very sweet of you to say. Your very kind".

"Thank you Young Lady. All that said. I am old enough to easily be your Grandfather".

"Oh that would be fun".

"Young Lady. You have a very wonderful day. I have to leave now".

Trust me.
I can't even make this shit up.
Just another day in a life.

Ryan. Out.

























































Monday, September 15, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street


Droppin A Few Peckz


Where all Da White Women At???

"Good afternoon Mr. Donovan".

"My My My.
If's it'z not the Salacious Beautiful FBI Special Agent Veronica Lake." (Retired)
Hmmm...
Alwayz where you need to be when you need to be there".

"On the job Mr. Donovan. On the job. My life long".

"For sure. For sure.
Keepin it a hundred percent.
Damn for sure.
Lucky Fuckin Me".

"Copy that Marine".

"Wait a minute. It's Monday. 
Doc Blaisedale usually doesn't kick you off that Sedona mountain so early in the week".

"Regarding the doctor. 
Keepin it one hundred percent.
In true Simple Swamp Terminology.
Fuck Dat Bitch And Hiz MuthuFuckin Mamma".

"Damnnnn Girl!!!
51 years. 
I have never heard you curse. 
For sure you ain't playin with that statement. 
I mean don't hold back or anything V. 
What you really tryin to say Girl?  
Bit of trouble in La La Land"?

"That Bitch was cheating on me. 
I played target practice with him. 
He couldn't run fast enough to hiz Range Rover. 
Fuck Dat Small Dick White Boy".

"Damnnn!!! 
Girl. 
You gonna get me kicked off Blogger.Com with that language. So... did you unload the Glock 37 at Doc B"?

"Full damn magazine".

"Damnnnn. So where you stayin"?

"Loraine's".

"Uhmm Uhmm Uhmmmm. 
Sweet Sweet Lorr Aineee".

"She told me to tell you she sendz her best. 
Said to say Hi to Mr. Big".

"Really. Hmmm. 
She is aware that I am now celibate going on 8 years".

"Yeah. I told her. 
Loraine said she will be more than willing and joy filled to take care of that for you".

"Uh Huh. 
Moving right along. 
How did you know I would be here today droppin a few peckz"?

"I went by Bobby's. He told me you would be here. 
He also told me all about your home coming.
Bobby said it was action packed. 
Said he never saw anything in his life like what you did that evening".

"Hmmm".

"Thatz it. Hmmm"?

"Yep".

"Just like that"?

"Just like that V. 
Just The Fuck Like Dat".

"Commmme Onnn. 
Pleezeeee. 
Tell me.
Pretty Pleeze With Ton O Sugar Pleezeee".

"Damn V. 
I don't want to extrapolate on that evening. 
In fact I have forgotten all about that cluster fuck evening until now.
Thanx Veronica".

"Recall. What a beautiful thing".

"Uhhhh. Huhhh. 
You killin me V."

"Come On. Pleezeeeeeee".

"Fuck.  
Awaight. 
The briefest of briefs. 
That it".

"O.K. Agreed. 
Plus, you have almost taken the entire summer off. You must have a lot to say. I can only imagine".

"Right. 
May until September. 
Kinda like school was out. 
Had a blast. 
Met some very very cool and beautiful people. 
Especially the last 20n dayz. 
So many interesting, far flung stories".

"So. 
First night back"?

"O.K. O.K.
I see Robert. 
I give a price that I want to pay for rent. 
Robert more than accommodates me.
To the point of not even being able to tell one soul what I am paying.
I could have moved into my new crib that night, but you know how I am regarding crossing the T's and dotting the I's.
It was late in the afternoon and the cheap ATM was already locked up for the day. You know how cheap I am".

"Tehhh. 
By the time a person takes a Quarter from your hand the Eagle will be completely rubbed off".

"So. 
The plan was made to spend the night at Bobby's. 
No big biggy.
Then it happenz. 

I come put of the bathroom. 
Just showered and shaved. 
Fully dressed. 
Applying Cocoa Butter lotion to my mug. 
Right.

All of a sudden their is hostile yelling coming from the living room.
I walk in to see a beautiful woman all Dookied up in her Girly Girl Short Shortz. 
Tight little top. 
Sitting in one of the living room comfort chairs.
Girl has her neck strained to her right. 
Her grill locked in that position.

Turns out her man is yelling hate at Bobby. 
Bobby is calmly speaking to this big mouth big white boy, tryin to calm him down.
He takes one look at little old me and goes off on some kinda hate filled tirade. 
I talk softly to him. 
To no avail.

Telling him that he is in someones home and needz to find some sense of control.
Respect for another's home as it were.
On and On.
Blasey. Blasey.

But.
Oh the fuck no.

Next thing I know, I hear something about someones Mamma come from hiz stupid fat grill.

Next thing I know I'm in complete PTSD. 
Big white boy screemin and yelling hate at me.
Then it happenz.

"Bobby. 
Throw Dis White Boy Da Fuck On Outta Here".

Ignition.
Blast off.

Big white boy attacks me.

Next thing he knowz.
My left hand iz very firmly squeezing him by hiz throat.
A Marine Corps hand shake as it were.

Throwing him back against a wall. 
Hiz face becomes the recipient of 9 rapid fire,  precise, decisive, maximum force propelled, snapping, fists, strategically landing all across hiz grill. 
Broke hiz entire face Da Fuck Up.

One might detail thiz action as a 1/10 of a second re-constructive facial surgery. 
No Charge.

By the time Bobby realizes what happened, I am in Full PTSD Mode.
Telling thiz Idiot All Bout Hiz Mamma.
In fact he permently haz engraved in hiz Neaderthal mind a life history of hiz Mamma.
All in 1/10th of a second repeated frames".

"Finally, 
Bobby jumps in front of the now beat to crap white boy.
Bobby shields the idiot.
Hiz handz spread out covering the idiot up as in the role of a referee on the Friday Night Fights. 

I step back. 
Remove Veronica from my back pack. 
I'm off the ledge.
Out Da Window.
Through Da Tube.
Gone Sally Da Fuck Gone.

Bobby is commanding me oh so gently;
 "Ryan. 
Go Outside. 
Now Ryan. 
Go. 
Pleezeeee. Ryan".

I back out of the crib. 
Find a dark passage way in the 100 year old building. 
Sit down and shake for at least an hour.
In Full Da Fuck On PTSD Mode.
For sure, up there with the top 5 worst nights of my life".

"Ryan. 
That iz so not you. 
Your just this quite little old man".

"Seemingly. 
Thatz that. 
Ya happy for bringing terror into my life today reliving the un-livable. 
I will say though. 
It felt kinda of cool. 
Hours later when I returned to Bobby's, white boyz girl was still there apologizing off the hook to me. 
As well, getting a bit Jiggy with the old man.

If all that wasn't enough. 
White Boy comes back around. 
I Had hiz ass arrested for assaulting a Senior Citizen.
Turns out Maggot Face had a slew of warrantz on hiz stupid ass.
He still locked up.

"Only you Ryan. This stuff only happens to you".

"Tell me about it.
Honestly though.
29th and Crenshaw.
South Central Los Angeles Termonology.
Representin.
I  Fucked  Dat  Boy  Upppp".


"Only you. Only you Ryan.
So, do you like your new place"?

"I love it. 
It all worked out real well.
In fact the crib that Robert put me up in iz not the crib I am living in.
That night The Monsoons were off the wire. 
In fact this entire Monsoon season Tucson haz been hit hard and heavy.
Which iz a good thang, cauze for the last three years we hardly received any rain. 
Thiz year haz most certainly made up for the last three years.

In fact, the roof over the first crib Robert moved me in leaked.
Bad. 
Real Bad.
Started to erode the bathroom ceiling. 
Entire structure started to fall in.
So Robert moved me  into the Executive Suite for the same money. 
So Very Cool".

"So it iz safe to say your making yourselve homeless dayz are over"?

"Yeah".

"Good".

"So where you stayin Ms. Veronica"?

"Loraines."

"Cool" 

"Yeah. We get along great. 
As for you, I bet TBGNS iz happy to see you".

"Not really".

"That iz understandable Ryan. 
You left Her
You bailed completely on Her.

"Seemingly. 
Even Iggy Da Dog Doesn't want anything to do with me. 
Now can we pleeze move on"?

"Yes." 

"Great".

I am very Pleezed to announce the World Wide Winner Claiming Bragging Rights Here In Da Swamp As The Country Who Consistently Has The Very Most Reads. 

No Small Feat Cosidering This Insane Diatribe Iz Read In 23 Countries.

Drum Roll. 
Maestro.
Pleeze.

 







The Winner.
And
World Wide Champion.
Country With The Most Swamp Reads.

Turkey.

Yep.
Ya All Heard Me.
Turkey Ahead Of The U.S.A.
By Several Country Miles.

Great JobTurkey.

You Are Now The Country That Holds The Bragging Rights For The Most Consitent Read's Here In Da Swamp.

Most Importantly.
Thank You For Your Readz.
Ya All Humble Dis Old Man.

Rest Of The World.
Thank Ya All.
Ya All The Most Beautiful Best.

Now. On To The World.

Phew.
Where do I start?

What a Mess.
ISIS.
I believe it was several months ago that I wrote about ISIS and their intense, precise presence up on social media. 
As well, their leader a Master of The Field of Battle.
The kind of leader that the troops will gladly step onto any field of battle with.

Recruiting Americans by the plane load. 
From my seat In Da Street.
Dis some damn ass dangerous shit.

As The Game of World Domination Spinz. 

The sad fact is that The U.S. iz stepping further behind the 8 Ball.
Talk about backwards.

In America.
Being a known individual, with strong connections to a Terrorist Organization.
Will Not Put Any What So Ever Limitations On One's Passport.

Miss One Child Support Payment.
Passport Expelled. 

What a Country.

Deficit through the atmosphere.

U.S. National Debt Clock : Real Time

www.usdebtclock.org/
US National Debt Clock : Real Time U.S. National Debt Clock.

Not Good America.

While China Boasts a $4 Trillion Dollar Surplus.
In Gold. 
No Less.

What is really happening here is China's Quite Presence and Influence in The Middle East.

One has to go back to the early 1970's to fully understand China's role in The Middle East.
1971 precisely.
At this particular time in history, China began her build up in The Middle East to counter Soviet Russia's unslaught in Europe with their particular brand of Communism.

 

 

China's Success in the Middle East :: Middle East Quarterly ...

www.meforum.org/.../chinas-success-in-the-middle-e...

China's Relations with the Middle East: A Bibliography ...

www.mei.edu/.../china’s-relations-middle-east-biblio

The Tilt: The U.S. and the South Asian Crisis of 1971

www2.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/.../NSAEBB79/




Both countries are Communist.
Thing is China's select Communism is not The Soviets Communism.
So when The Soviet Union was making her moves in Europe China decided to make a very very strong representation in The Middle East.
Quitely.

Look at this situation today.
The U.S. is, if you will, the bloated water balloon directly in the center of a hydraulic steel vice powered by a 971 Horse Power Motor.

Not one Nation stands with The U.S. regarding the annihilation of ISIS.
Not Happening.

As well America, seemingly clueless regarding the Ukraine hasn't a bit of a clue who to arm with what.

Europe wants absolutely nothing to do with The U.S. involvement with Ukraine.

For the simple fact that Vladimir will surely put the hurt to Europe regarding energy.

Arm the Rebels, who without a doubt, will slaughter as many of the 700,000 Christians that Moscow and Young Gun Assad is protecting.

The Arab Countries want absolutely nothing to do with The U.S's role in Syria.

Yeah.
For sure.
A Major Cluster Fuck with a Shit Storm Float for The Good Ol' USA.

Only one winner in this game of World Domination.
Unfortunately, The U.S is way far behind the grade. 
Standing alone.

U.S. Foreign Policy.

Amidst the entire World Turmoil.
Insane Clown Posse has turned in their resignation regarding their position as The U.S. Foreign Policy Directors.

Word on the Hill is. 

Through Bio-genetics and Space Age Technology.
The 3 Stooges are at this very moment being exhumed to proceed forward from where Insane Clown Posse has left off regarding their sole purpose and role in America's Foreign Policy.

And President Obama's world a complete success in destroying everything America stands for.
Just like He told Ya All He was going to do.

How is  all that Fundamental Change Working Out For Ya All America?

As for myself.
I'm currently involved in covering all of my bases regarding
self preservation.
I'll be cutting loose early today for my very first lessons covering Russian, Chinese and Arabic language study.

Mesquite Smoked Turkey. Pleeze.

使)喜欢, (使)高兴, 使愉快, 使满意, 喜欢   Chinese




A Tri-Lingual 

Ryan. Out 
































Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Toss Up Tuezday

Up to Down.
Left to Right.
Right to Left.
Side to Side.
Round and Round.

The game of World Domination spinz at re-orbit speed.
The players are lined up in their full capacity.
Stay tuned while you still can.

"Gunny this is ignition point regarding the beginning of end game".

Lt. Ryan Donovan states to Gunnery Sargent Lyle Jones as Jones commands the Jeep up the Israeli border.

Time 00:300, 1977 5 April.

As usual Lt. Donovan hadn't one clue as to why that statement left the confines of his mind in a verbal regurgitation of a passing vibe.

For sure what is transpiring in the Middle East, specifically between Israel and Hammas hasn't one damn thing to do with religion.
Yet this is what I am witnessing in all the bought and sold newz media.

Oh.

While on the briefest of moments regarding the bought and sold, if one feels the urge, Ryanindaswamp is now on Twitter.
That said.
Do Not hold your breath waiting to see on comments from Da Swamp on Twitter.
I'll explain.

Bored out of my mind this past Sunday night, while going through e-mails on one of my phones, I noticed an invite from Twitter.
Out of boredom I went for the bait, hook line and sinker.
At a friend of mines office on Monday, along with checking my 8 e-mails and glancing stats regarding this blog I saw a Tweet. 
To me.

Now I ain't gonna lie.
I am not one bit savvy, nor familiar with the in's and out's of Twitter.
Yeah, one might say I don't know shit from shinola.
That said.

Keep in mind I had not even been up on Twitter 24 hours.
I certainly had not Tweeted a thang.

Plain as day.
Without a doubt.
Shiny as a prom date promise.
There I was.

"Yo. Ryan. Kiss My Ass".

There Ya have it.
Like I said.
Don't hold Ya All's breath waiting for any Twitter quote's from me.

Keepin It 100%.
I gotta tell Ya.
Straight the fuck forward and to the point.

Regarding Da Swamp Stat tracking over the weekend regarding the Swamp Hit Em Up Contest for bragging rights planet wide.

Gotta tell Ya.

Egypt blowin it da fuck up.
Almost caught up to the U.S.A.
A picture is worth a thousand words.

Todayz Stats By Individual Countries.

United States
Egypt
Turkey
Canada
France
United Kingdom
Georgia
Japan
Lebanon
Netherlands

Phat Welcome Extended to Japan Lebanon Netherlands Georgia.

As cool as I find the stats that outline my daily readers. The stats that I find really fuckin fascinating is how exactly Da Swamp is actually accessed.

Check it out.

Page-views by Browsers

 
EntryPage-views
Internet Explorer
61 (38%)
Mobile Safari
61 (38%)
Firefox
26 (16%)
Chrome
11 (6%)
Safari
1 (<1%)
Image displaying most popular browsers

  Page-views by Operating Systems


EntryPage-views
Windows
91 (56%)
Android
63 (38%)
Macintosh
5 (3%)
Linux
2 (1%)
iPhone
1 (<1%)
Image displaying most popular platforms


Absolutely fascinating.
Mobile Safari and Android account for 38%, each, respectively in accessibility.
Damn Right.
Da Swamp Mobile.
Can't touch this.

Just thought those stats would make the race towards Global Swamp Domination and Bragging Rights relevant in the drop of the final ball.

Heart felt Congratulations to all Da Swamp readers Planet Wide.
The list of todayz countries is short by 13 other countries.
That will be a tomorrow stat as the stat end of this is now into the next day while here in The U.S.A. there is still 7 hours to go until tomorrow.

Yeah.
Don't try and figure this out.
I still haven't.
At any rate.
Back to the show. 

Muslims.
Jews.
Who's side. 
This and That.
Pleezeeee.

What is going on does not have one damn thing to do with Jews or Muslims.
More bought and sold non fact hype.

What Is Going On.

Hammas Is A Terrorist Organization Who's Only Purpose Is The Destruction of Israel.
Hammas Has To Go.
Just Like Any Other Terrorist Cells.

Hammas is KILLING THEIR OWN PEOPLE.

Military People Understand This.
There Is Absolutely Nothing To Debate.

Your home.
Where you live.
Your Neighborhood.

One night.
After dinner.
While hanging outside.
Chillin.
An armed projectile explodes.
Wiping out your family.

The neighborhood responds to the attack.
The attackers are set up, artillery wise in the neighboring hood.
Your neighborhood attacks the artillery location.
Coordinates locate artillery on the streets of the neighboring hood.
Coordinates locked.

Feel Me?
So Far?

If you are not military or former military.
Shut your fuckin Yak.
Cauze all your doing is throwing around less than speculation.
In these instances.
Your opinion does not amount to Jack Dick Squat.
Shut your fuckin Yak.

I'll state this again.

Hammas.

Ya All Candy Ass Bitch Chicken Shit MutuFuckers.
Who Will Murder Your Own For The Political Purpose of Drawing International Sympathy.
Less Than Ghetto Pimps In Character.
Fuck You.
And Your Hide Behind Fat Ass MuthuFuckin Mammas.

Your Leader.
Meshal.
Is A Bitch.
Not Only A Bitch.
But A Pretend Leader Who Is Not Even Present While His So Called People Are Engaged In Battle.
Just Another Chicken Shit Fuck His Hoe Mamma Politician.

You Need To Be Smoked You Coward Bitch MuthuFucker.

Do Not Fuck His Death Up Next Time Maasad.

When Hammas Is finally Destroyed, Like All TERRORISTS and SOLDIERS of DOOM DEATH and DESTRUCTION.
Israel needs to step up to the plate and open up Palestinians borders for modern, free trade.
Insuring Palestinians a Free and Prosperous Life that they deserve.

The entire skinny regarding all this mess.
Bed Bugs.
Need To Be Exterminated.

Bye.
Bye.
Hammas.
Buggies.

World Domination.
On every level not a game for the mis informed nor the week.
On every level, a dangerous treacherous game.

The Players.
President Obama.
Vladimir Putin.

Each with an arsenal and specific game plan.

Each played to different drummers.

Putin.
Lt. Colonel.
Russian KGB.

Barack Obama.
Community Organizer.
And Commander In Chief of The Absolute Most Powerful Military On God's Green Earth.
As Well, The Most Advanced Spy Network On This Planet.
As Well, In My Opinion The Absolute Best Military and Spy Agency Advisers In The Hemisphere.

The C.I.A.

There is a specific reason these folks are referred to as 'Spooks'.
Very Scarey Individuals.

Russia ain't playing with incompetent losers.
The fact is that Russia has been at this game as long as us.
Just yesterday an American Air Force Spy Plane was tracked by a Russian Fighter Jet.

Close to a year ago.
A Russian Mig Fighter Jet Strafed an American battle Ship In Open Ocean.

Not At All Un Common.
Two Fly Overs.
Been Going On For A Long Damn While.

So Ryan.
Why was this incident so relevant?

The Russian Mig Fighter Jet Conducted 19 Fly Overs.
That Spanky.
Is Straight Up Provocation.

In this authors opinion, this game of tag is heating up.
Way da Fuck Up.
Again.
Not a game for the Meek.

Now.

Into this equation.
Add Ego.
For the simple fact that as the leader of a nation one possess very large testicles.
There is only number one.
Number two ain't even at the starting gate.

The rules are willy nilly.
There are none.

If smoking 200 plus people in the skies means making the other leader look like a bad bad Hombre.
So Fuckin Be It.
As I already stated.
Regarding The Malaysian Flight Shot Out Of The Sky By A Missile.
Spook Prints All Over Dis Bitch.

I'm Not Debating This.
I'm Keeping It 100%.

Like My Popz Alwayz Said;
"Son. Ya Know What Ya Know".
Straight Up.

Blowing a commercial airline out of the sky is Boris and Natasha Shit.
Not V. Putin's Move.
That said.

Forget all the bought and sold experts.

IT IS NOT COMMON FOR COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFT.
FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PASSEGERS.
TO FLY OVER WELL CONFIRMED SEVER HOSTILE COMBAT ZONES.

Not even the fuck at 30,000 feet.

Look at the global spin.
Bought and Sold.
Who is On Board.
Clueless Americans.

Regarding my Russian and Armenian friends up in Flagstaff.
The way they explained the Eastern Block Thang as it were to me is that the majority of the populous back, 100%, The Russians.
This has been the case for many many generations.
Just what it is.

Now thrown into the ring of World Domination.
Sanctions.
Sanctions against Russia.

Russia hasn't any debt.
Especially debt owed to China.

The same China that has a SURPLUS of 4 TRILLION Dollars.
In.
Gold.

Russia is rich in both oil and gas and the production of said commodities.
Cash Rich Is A Monumental Understatement.
As well, Russia controls the majority of said commodities that is more than vital to the survival of all of Europe.

All the sanctions have proved is that pushing Putin is for sure going to provoke more pressure from, Putin.

More Troops and Armament on the Ukrainian Border.

More pressure in Syria on the al-Quada Rebels.
Who without a doubt will slaughter the 700,000 Christians that Young Gun Assad and Putin are protecting.

By the way.

The United States is supplying and arming The AL-Quaida Rebels.
Hmmm.
Nothing Fishy here.
Right?

Again.

Throughout the Middle East.
Muslim living next door to Jews.
Children are friends.

In fact.
Both Religions run exactly parallel regarding the does and don't s.

This deadly situation is solely and only about Terrorists who are destroying innocent civilians and spinning it through the lies and deception produced by the second from our slant face friends at the bought and sold.

Americans, as usual, outside of former and current military haven't a fuckin clue except for what they pay the bought and sold newz media month in and month out in their satellite and cable bills.

For me.

The world as it were at this point and time is a strategically, highly calculated dangerous ass muthufucker.

World War.
Marshall Law.
I would not rule out either.

Regarding President Obama.

Thanx for the read Sir.
I know you have been a fan for quite awhile.
A Cyclopean MuthuFuckin Honor Sir.
Thank You.

See America.

I am a Marine.
One of The Presidents Men.

Just Like My Marine Brothers Who Surround The President.
Anyone Tries To Bring Harm Down On This Man.
You Straight Da Fuck Up Smoke Bitch.
Semper Fi Sir.

Here in the Desert.
Temps Popping At 107 Degreez.
Humidity Steamin At A Steady 68.

SunTran Drivers Mechanics Office Folk
Go On strike Tomorrow.
Some of The Lowest Paid In Their Proffesion.
God Bless Ya All.

But Hey.
What The Fuck.
We Have A $196 Million Dollar Trolly Car To Now Where.
Total Trolley Run.
A Whopping 4 Miles.

Some Folks Got Real Phat On This Political Extravaganza.


Ryan. Out.