Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Swept Away In Saturday



Corner To Corner.
Sea To Sea.

Everybody In Da House
World Wide
Blowin It Da Fuck Up

In Da Swamp

Happy Holidays World.
What ever your Beautiful Celebration is.

Hope.

An Emotion.

A Glimmer of Light in a Pitch Black Void.

That One Single Thin Sliver of the Last Step in that All Elusive Tango called Life.

A Beilef So Very buried way down in the Heep of Wreckage.

Just Hang in there.
For Your Life.
Rescue and Deep Deep Resolve is on the way.

There are those that walk this Earth.
Surely for Sure They are Not of This earth.
Yet.

They walk Amongst Us.

Humble.
To A fault.

Kind.
As if directed From Angels Perch.

Quite in Their Mission Forward.
Hope is Who They are.

Passing on that Thin Sliver of Glimmer to Those in the need.
Relentless in Their Mission.
Do or Die the Ensuing Mantra.

Not a Single One Left Behind.
Not on Their Watch.

Shout Out.
And.
Love.

Nick
Terrence
Vanessa
Sean
Cathi
and
The Entire Crew.
Led by The Spirit in Charge.
On The Job
24/7
365
The Ring Leader
Sally

Eternity of Love and Thanks Guyz.

Regarding World Politics.
Pleeezeee.

Transcending Irrelevancy.

It all means not a thing.
At least to me.

Honestly.

World Politics with all it's vain players are nothing
But Smoke In My Lords Nostrils.

The players in this of the political game nothing more than Sad Vanity.

Yeah.

For sure.

Without a Scintilla of Doubt.

This American President and his Friends and Backers are as Evil Wicked as it gets.

I mean really America.

The Sum Total of it All.

Your President is a Crack Head.

Why at all would you even be surprised by any Evil Wicked Insane Agenda this man and his peep's can conger up.

The Presidents Inner Circle.

Cop Killers.

The Muslim BrotherHood.

One Insane with Power Rich Girl of Iranian Birth.
The Quran Tightly Engaged In Her Hard Wire.
The Parts of Violence Her Leading Arm. 

Anti Semitism Flowing a Humongous Tide of Evil Wicked Bile Hate throughout her Toxic Veins.
Predicated on The Mass Destruction of a Giganterous percent of the Planets Human Populous.

And?

Again.

Absolutely.

Nothin.

But.

Smoke In My Lords Nostrils.
Lord Don't Do Politics.

While on the Earth bound side.

Satan and his ilk are kicking ass at an all time high.
Dey Ain't Even Taken Names.

Cause they know their time is expiring.

They FEEL JUDGEMENT Coming.

Dey Know Dey On da Short Side.
And It Ain't Gonna Be Pretty.

As for Americas President Crack Head.
His pen and phone at the ready.

Across the globe.

World Leaders look at Americas President.

They Laugh.
Out Loud.

They Laugh at his Complete Irrelevancy.

They Laugh at his Inability to Accomplish Anything.
At Least Anything Relevant and Worthwhile regarding The Leadership of The Once Greatest Force on This Planet.

They Laugh.
At His Insane
Far Flung
Off The Lost Somewhere
On The Darkest Side Of Any
Known Galaxy Ideology.

Most of All.

The Worlds Leaders.
Their Populations of Citizens.

Laugh Hysterically At Americas Populous That Is
Responsible For Electing Mr. Crack Head President.
Twice.

Really America.

What else is there to say regarding Barry Sattoro.

AKA

Barack Hussein Obama.

Crack Head.

That in itself is a Sad Laughable Joke.
An American President With An AKA.

Yet.

As laughable as all that.
An entire American Political Party.

As effective as an Elmers Glue application to secure a leak in The Hoover Dam.

A Republican Party so so very inept.
Except of course when it comes to getting Re Elected.

These Political Daults.

Unable to Locate Their Miniscule Genitalia On A Good Day.

Are as Responsible as Americas Crack Head Clown President and all of his Cronies for the absolute Implosion and Destruction of this once great country.

Really America?
What Part Of This Are Ya All Not Clear On?

To side slant quote Hunter S. Thompson regarding the television industry.

"Pimps Thieves and Whores Roam The Halls freely.
While Good Men Die Like Dogs."

This is todays American Politics.
There Ya Have It.

As for myself.
I'm takin my ball and bat and going home.

To do what I do.
24/7.
365.

Praise The Lord.

Ya All get back to me.

Let me know how it all works out for you.
World Politics that is.

I'll be spending my time walkin with The Lords Havalinas.
Bobcats.
Gophers.
Wild Quale.
Wild Pit Bulls.
Eagles
and
Pheasants.

Taking rest on a boulder.
Hanging and watching while the sun's magnificent setting disappears into the skies ensuing dusk.

Taking rest.
Surrounded by The Lords Creatures of Protection.

Yeah.
That's just me.

Most importantly.
03:00 this morning.
I hear this out of place strange almost sinister noise.
I sit up.
Zero the sound.

I walk into the kitchen.
Switch on the light.
Look over to the noise.

There.
At the front door.
Just chillin.
Shakin it's tail.
Lookin at me.

A Rattle Snake.

I look at him.
He looks back at me.

"Whad Up Rattle Snake"?

He looks at me as if to say:

"Yo.
What you think iz up?
I have seemingly confused coordinates.
Let me Da Fuck outta here".

"Awaight".

I open the front door.

Out he goes.

Does that Crawl Skakity Shake Thang.
Slips into the dark.
Just before gone.

Snake looks back over his long body.
Closes one eye in a knda snake blink.
As if to say:

"Thanks dude".

Back to sleep I go.

Now. On To the World.

I read an interesting article yesterday.
Where else.

Realclearworld.com

The Ruble's Plunge Is Bad for Us All - Kevin Lees, Suffragio

The article spoke to the fact of how indeed all the sanction's against Russia are working on the job of plummeting the Ruble.
What the article focused on was how in fact that this scenario could end up
backfiring on the western world.

The Author of the article likened this to the collapse of the British
pound in 1992. 
He labeled this as Russias Norman Lamount moment.

What the Author is referring to as Russia's Ruble hits the tank.
Putin's aggression will over compensate bringing threat to
Kazakhstan Southern Europe Moldova and the Balkan States.

Oil prices will continue to drop effecting all oil producing countries.
I also believe that The Saudi's crashing of the oil market is an
advance retaliation against Iran.

The Saudis will hold out if necessary forever.

To compensate the Rubles fall.
Russia raised interest rates to a screaming 19%.
This temporarily halted the Rubles noise dive.


This one is long from over.
As always China along for the ride with Russia on the
side by side.

So in essence what's the point.
Everybody going into the tank.
And again Putin is putting Russian aggression on warp speed.

Talk about a wait and see.

As for this Author.
I'm taking it to the relaxed side of the rest of this
Saturday afternoon.

See Ya for now World.
Thanx For The Read.
Love Ya All.

Ryan. Out.

 

Regarding Hackers.

 

All Hackers Must Die.

 

Die

Hard

 

Die Slow

 

Die Screamin

 

It is O.K. to Kill Hackers.

 

Saz So In The Bible.

 

So

 

Kill A Hacker Today For God

 

Government Hackers

 

Get The Most Points For Them

 

 

 

 

 

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da street

Sunday Straight Up




Da Old Man

Literally 

Chillin

Baby 
Its 
Cold 
Outside

Saudi Arabia
Da Emirate 
Of 
All 
Emirates
In 
Da Swamp

Japan
Toss Me 
Over 
All
Dem Yens
In 
Da Swamp

Bangladesh
Ohhhm Mani Pamie Uhmmm
In 
Da Swamp

Oh.

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

France 

Blowin 
It 
Da 
Fuck Up

World 
Muthu Fuckin 
Wide

France 
Leading 
The 
Board.

At
This 
Very.

Number One 
Spot 
Regarding 
Readers 
Across 
The 
Entire 
Planet Earth

France 

Ya All 
Pulled 
Out
In 
Front 
Of 
Da 
USA.

No Small Feat.

Yo France 
Ya tous les Da plus belle meilleur 
que Dieu bénisse 
Ya tous ceux qui jamais votre belle est Dieu. 
L'avantage 
La France. 
Ex patriote moi à la France une pensée vous 
Da la France merci beaucoup pour la lecture

Well Well Well

Look 
Who Has 
Just Shown 
Up 
In 
Da Swamp

My 
Beautiful 
Neighbors 
44 
Miles 
Just
South
Of
This 
Scorching
Treacherous 
Desert
Mayberry.

Mexico.



In 
Da Swamp

I 
Can 
Only 
Hope 
We All 
Straight.

Feel Me?
So Far?

Talkin 
Bout 
Da Lord

Ohhh Yeahhhh

WE  
TAL  KIN  
BOUT   
DA  LORD

Every Day 
Da Lord
Graces My sight With At Least One Of His Miracles.

Today.

So far.

Thangs No different In Dat Respect.

Waitin for a bus at Stone and Speedway.
My good friend Kat walked up to the stop.
Kat had just concluded another day at the gig.

I asked about her husband Mike.
Girls Face Beamed up like a bustilion watt lite bulb.

Mike had been diagnosed several months back with...
Well the exact diagnoses was, well...
Death.

Mike is 42 years old.
Kat around the same age.

Kat tells me that last week in Mikes seemingly last hospice waiting on The Lords Bus to deliver him straight to The Lords Door.

Mike gets up.

Out of bed.

Walks a good distance to the nurses station.

Politely asks them to call him a cab.

There Ya have it.
Another Miracle.

Cause I ain't gonna lie.
We All praying for Mike since last end of August.

See.
Like Dis.

You Walkin Wit Da Lord.
You    Walkin   Wit    Da Lord.

Praise Da Lord.
Praise Da Lord.

I can't think of one damn being in any Galaxy I wanna be walkin with.

Who Bigger Den  ???????????????????????????????????????

Da Lord

When Ya All find that being.
Contact Da Swamp.
I Gotta See Dis.

Mike.
You One Tuff
Blessed
Lucky Ass
Navajo Warrior

Yeah.
Praise Da Lord

And how could I conclude todays insane diatribe
without a shout to my Partners In Dis World Wide Crime called My Blog.

I Gotta Tell Ya.

Hackin Gay Government White Boyz.
Ya All Trippin

I do appreciate ALL of your assistance today in the composition of todays blog.

Grammar Checks
Style Consideration
Color Outline
Will Not Allow Picture of Me On This Blog

On and Pretty Much On and On

Honestly

I Believe Ya All Fanz Of Da Swamp

Lucky Fuckin Me.

On Last Thang

The following song is dedicated to...

Hmmmmmmm.

Know What

No Intro Needed

You Know Who You Iz Girl



Dis For You

1. 2pac-Tupac Wonda Why They Call U Bitch4:19.by surthrteen

I'm outta here for now.

See Ya All Back On Da Later.



Ryan. Out.

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Jus Waiting On A Friend





"Ryannnnnnnn .."

Her faint seductive whisper almost seemingly falls on deaf ears..

Ryan is lost in that too early in the morning 4th. dimensional straddle where DreamVille Blvd. and Realty Rd. have not yet been approached much less intersected.

"Ryannnnnnn..."

"Yeeeaaahhhhhhh..."

"Ryannnnnn"!

"Uh Huh".

"Damn you Ryan.
Open your eyes and listen to me".

"Say what Girl"???

"Damn you Ryan!
I want to talk. I want to talk now"!

"Awaight. Awaight.
I hear you Girl. Go ahead.
Talk to me".

"Ryannnnn! Sit up damn it"!

Long exhale.
A very muffled 
"OMG your fuckin killin me".
Trailing off into a faded garbled very faint whisper.

"Sit Up Ryan!
I hate you Ryan.
Forever and always.
OMG!

Where are you going Ryan"?!

"Make some coffee Girl.
Awaight"?

"Me Too"?

"Uh Huh".

"Ooouuhhhh.
Put that Rich Rich Vanilla Cream in the bottom of the cup" K.

"Uh Huh".

" Ooouuhhhh.
Pomegranate Green Tea too".

"Uh Huh".

"Ryannnnnnnnnnnn...".

Seemingly on auto pilot.
On Que.
Ryan turns to the On Fire Seductive Whisperer.

"I Lovvvve you Ryannnnnn...".

"Uh Huh".

The conclusion to this early morning head on collision while rollin down Da 405.

Needle buried all the way to the right.

Impact.
Head The Fuck On.

In calculating
Velocity regarding Mass Speed on Impact.

Forensic minds are baffled. 

The Good Newz.

Everyone walked away
Had breakfast as it was.

WIN WITHOUT FIGHTING
Master Sun Tzu  544–496 BC
The Art of War

Feel Me?
So Far? 

Before I forget.
A Swamp contest if you will.

Bragging rights go to the country with the hottest women regarding sexual nature and behavior.

With the least amount of strings attached.

As well this country holds the world wide position of the top 3 readerships consistently here in Da Swamp.

That country would be non other than.

French Girls Damn Sure ain't Playin when it comes around to that Love Thang.

Hot Steamy Passion Off Da Wire

Now. On To The World.

American Gasoline prices on the way low side of it all.

In fact the world at large is feeling this Christmas Bonus.

One person and one person only to thank for this new heavy weight of wallets world wide for consumers at the gasoline pump.

Yeah.

We'll show him.

The him is non other than Vladimir Putin.
sanctions up his keaster.

Sanctions that are driving down Putin's profits on his countries oil production.

In fact all profits are down at this point in time in oil production world wide.

The close of a barrel of crude on Friday was below $60.00.
A five year low.

Throw now into the Russian equation the financing of two wars.

As bad as it might become for Russia.
Keep in mind.
Russia' main Dawg and Homie.
China.
Is not going to let Russia Fall.

Also do not forget that Russia.
Unlike the Good Ol' USA.
Is not dealing with a deficit but a nice little surplus.

Vladdy P. for sure feeling the pinch.

All that said.

So is the rest of the oil producing nations.

Give Ya All just a taste of crude gone wild.

West Texas Crude peaked this year at $107.00 a barrel.

Today at the close of Fridays Market.
Somewhere down around $44.00 a barrel.

Oil Price Information Service Senior Analyst Tom Kloza stated:

"We are no where near the bottom".

Encouraging newz.

If you are a consumer of any and all crude oil products.

This seemingly over night insane drop in crude prices set a record for the lowest crude prices
in last five years.

Algeria and Venezuela as well as many other oil producing nations are pleading with Saudi Arabia' Minister Of Oil regarding the good to go on cutting back oil production.

Here is what one major player in the oil industry stated:

"There's nothing the rest of OPEC or the world could do to pressure the Saudis,"
Said Tariq Zahir, managing member at Tyche Capital Advisors in New York.

So there YA have it world.
One of your major costs of living has dropped dramatically.
At least for the next two months.
Enjoy.

While over at The White House.

To their direct credit.

Local American Law Enforcement has been thrown under all the bus wheels.
Country wide.

Now.
To keep the destruction of the Kill America Bus Rolling.

The absolute number one spy agency on this planet.
That of course is The CIA.

Has been Hung Out To Dry and Wither.
Operatives World Wide.
Lives in even more danger than their job description outlines.

Great Job White House.

But to this very day.
Not a word from this White House regarding the two Delta Force Snipers that were held prisoner for two weeks in Iraq..

Tortured.
Eviscerated.
End Trails Extracted
Beheaded.

But damn those bad bad CIA Agents.
Doing their jobs.
Extracting Information From The Enemies of America.

As The White House Spinz.

What will be the next exciting Destroy America Drama to be dropped on Americas doorstep. 

One can only imagine.

Ryan. Out.


From our friends at:

RealClearWorld

www.realclearworld.com

How Iranian Oil Became Irrelevant

       Amir Handjani         

December 11, 2014

The recent OPEC decision not to slash production is a major setback to Iran’s fiscal health. Beset by sanctions, Iran’s most important source of revenue is under attack not by Israeli or American war planners but by market forces. The price of Brent crude, the benchmark, has sunk by 40 percent since June. North American production and Saudi Arabian insistence to maintain current levels of supply has led to a surplus of 1.5 to 2 million barrels a day. While the steep drop in oil prices is a blow to all exporters, the Arab countries of the Persian Gulf have sufficient cash reserves to weather the storm. Iran does not.

Years of war, sanctions, lack of proper investment as well as mismanagement and corruption within the Iranian oil industry—particularly under the stewardship of former President Ahmadinejad—have had the profound and long lasting effect of putting Iran behind other major crude producers.  This is in sharp contrast to where Iran stood in the 1970s when the world looked at her oil exports with envy. At the time the late Shah was dubbed the “Emperor of Oil” by Time magazine as Iran held as much sway within OPEC as the Saudis do today. Iran was the second largest exporter in the cartel and the fourth largest producer in the world. At its peak, before the revolution, Iran was producing 6 million barrels a day.

Iran’s fall as a global player in energy markets has been steep and fast. Today, Iran is the 8th largest net exporter of crude in the world, and it has fallen behind many OPEC countries like Iraq, the UAE and Kuwait. To be sure, those countries have structural advantages that Iran doesn’t. Most significant, a smaller population base that consumes less of the oil they produce. Estimates vary, but of the 3.5 million barrels of oil a day that Iran produces, nearly half is refined and used domestically.
Also hurting Iran are sanctions that have forced traditional European buyers, such as Germany and Italy, to halt all Iranian crude purchases. This was not done all at once but rather over a period of six months whereby the European Union (assisted by United States using its threat of extraterritorial sanctions) managed to get long standing customers of Iran’s crude to purchase less and less oil every month. This strategy allowed other OPEC producers, particularly Saudi Arabia- to make up for the shortfall of Iranian crude that was no longer being purchased.
What made this strategy particularly effective was that it was not sudden, but rather phased in over time.  As a result, crude importers didn’t feel a price shock. With Gulf Arab states producing at or near capacity and new production coming from North American shale oil, downward pressure on crude prices persisted. Consumers never felt the pain of Iran’s crude being replaced.
Iran’s crude exports were marginalized. The math is simple: What’s 1.5 million barrels of crude per day, in a world that’s currently over-supplied by 2 million barrels per day?
Some argue Iran should have withdrawn its crude from the market all at once, so as to shock the global market and cause a rise in crude prices. That argument falls flat for a country whose primary source of income is oil exports. It was telling that the Iranian oil minister Bijan Namdar Zanganeh, a respected industry veteran, came to the OPEC meeting in Vienna determined to see a production cut, but left stating the Iranian position was “closer” to that of Saudi Arabia. Iran’s leverage to sway other OPEC members to its position was limited, with the collective might of its GCC neighbors (which account for more than half of OPEC’s daily production) unified under the Saudi position.
In the future, Iran could again play a significant role in international oil markets as it holds the fourth largest known crude reserves in the world. However, it can only return to relevance if it is able to fully realize its export potential and ramp up production. This can only happen with a deal on its nuclear dossier that lifts restrictions on its energy sector and allows for foreign investment and the inflow of technology that it lacks. It will also need to make its fiscal regime more attractive for Western companies (the world leader in oil field extraction and services) to justify their return to the Iranian market.
With international exploration and production hit hard by bearish prices and excess production, Iran must play for time until markets stabilize and recover. In the interim, it must do everything it can to break out of its international isolation so its energy sector can recover and become relevant again.
Amir Handjani is an Energy Expert and Managing Director of Pt Capital an Arctic Resource Asset Manager. He may be followed at @ahandjani.

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Proton Cyclotron Upstream Waves        
Marz Thru Monday




Gotta tell Ya.

Ain't gonna lie.

I Love Da  K.
Da K got everythang. 

24/7 365
Tick to Tock

K coffee off da wire. 

Multiple roasts to choose from done up any way Ya Please.
You at the controls.

My favorite is The Dark Dark Roast Espresso.
Into the bottom of the empty extra large 24 oz. cup with six 3 in 1 espresso shotz.

Hit dat with a shot of sweat cream out da cool cool dispenser machine.

Then on to the 8 different packaged tea rack.
My Favorite is Green Tea.

Hang dat heaven off the side.
Over to the Hot Espresso Coffee machine.

Jacket pocket full of  the little rip back packs of Liquid Almond Joy Cream shotz.
Jump start dat sweet sweet tooth.

Old man out da door.

Gigantorous 24 OZ. cup off hot liquid beanz da way I like it.
For The Low Low Price of A Buck Sixty Nine.

Dollar Refills for as long as the Styrofoam lasts.
For dis frugal Old Man.
Bout a week.

Vast open space of the rolling desert.
Sky over hanging the only lite source.
Lighting up the wild wild terrain.
Rotating as it were in sync with the planetary
vibration thru Her Full rotating Moon Glow Presence.

While accenting this Astrological Dali' from above.
Trillions upon Trillions upon Trillions upon Trillions upon Trillions upon Trillions of Starz dance then in a nano stop and pose in their dramatic stance.

In the light show glory.

Cactus Flowers and floor droppings pick up this star and that star for it's very own lite source exclusive to that drop floral anomaly showing off Her Exclusive domain in what can 
only be explained in some Earth Floor Wanna Be Astrological Transformation.

Generations upon Generations even further back than that.
The over 80 foot Saguaro Cactus lets all know she is the three legged tower ascending sky high.

Her time manning Her specific post unable muster calculation.
Every Breed' Needles telling a specific historical story.

In the complete just right darkness.

Ground animals leave un seen tracks only identified by the sound from the weight of their small toe sharp toe nailed feet.

Mans steps are Purposeful.
Slow.
Deliberate.

Softly.
One after the Other.
Cadence perfect in every way.
One side to the other.

Thru the cactus path.

Havolinas
Wild.
Take their position.

Bark Screaming their joy of the nite.
There desert love free wild never ending.
For sure they own the nite.

Bobcat chases a Gopher.
Gopher plays off on his trick.
Bobcat pin precise movements thru the thick.
Gopher entices his pursuer.
Good luck with all B Cat.

Not to be out done.
Without a doubt on a pulse checking mission.

Ms. 4 Foot Wing Span Bold as Bold Eagle.
With precision The Blue Angels can only nod 
in awe and wonder.

Lady Eagle descends in an out the wild blue quicker than a lickety dive from the hundreds.
Precision on landing to a century plus old Acacia Salicina Willow Acacia branch 6 feet off of the ground.
4 feet directly bee line in my grill.

Tucks in her wings.
Slight nod to the left.
Eye Blink out the right.

Yeah.
Dats Right MuthuFucker. 

The dark dark skies begin to fade into a dazy haze.

Sol sends a greeting over the Eastern Mountains.

Lighting it the hell up Orange Glow Shade to Shade in then still there out letting you think it's not there as an ever expanding way up upper Atmospheric Grand Damn Drama.
One Time Only.
Dis Be It.
Sky Skape. 

Transportation arrives.
Her 38.000 Pounds of Livery Service ready to take Ya every and anywhere.

Then It Happenz.

It doesn't get any better than this.
Da Actual True To Life.
Real Deal.
What A Woman All Bout.

West Coast Gorgeous with that Slight just west of Da Freeway
South Central Slant.

Body By Fischer.
Cadillac Division.

Just the perfect somethin jiggle somethin shake da bang bam.
Built for comfort.
All Day long.

Current early morning temps in the cool cool wet desert low 40's.

Girl got nothin on but the Female stylish tight tight to go office ready got da boss ear to ear on dat horn dog smile.

Young Man feels inclined to start a comment anything anything.
Wind up.
Pitch on da way:

"It is very cold out there. Are you not freezing without a jacket"?

With an un expected sideways cross of a leg movement bringing her close on my left flank Girl responds to Young Dudes Yak:

"Oh. Really, it's very very nice out". 
In that Marlyn Monroe drawl. So soft. So... Hmmm Um Hmmm. 

"Last week it was much much colder. I could see my breath. You know. That kinda cold".
Never missin a beat.

Un Aware.
On way the far side and beyond any kind of my control.
Without even a slight scintilla of a warning. 

I turn to my close direct left complete zero.

Eye to Eye on this Da Real Deal Of Female Thang:

"You for sure are in need at all times of the constant very coolest of cool crisp cold air".

With an Oh Wow Smile
With a Simultaneous Eye Roll
Framing That Certain for Certain
Brace tight Cause It's Gonna Hit.

That Bad Girl
You Caught Me
I'll Most Likely Do It Again
Smile

Lips Do That Pout To Excitement
Roll Roll Tongue Tip Shake  
Quicker Than A Subliminal Left Corner Of The Screen
Caught For Sure Or ...

"Yeah
It takes a whole lot to cool me off
I always need to be cooled down".

Without a doubt.
Nothing to analyze. 
Girl Straight Up Woman Epitomized.

Then.
Whad Da Chance.

On Bus ride back.
Not to be in any way out down.

Crowded bus.
Old Man Occupying The Very End Of The Long 
Facing Sideways Bench.
Just A Sliver Of Room Less Than A Scoch.

On walks the bus a slender slim Rodeo Drive
In Her Floor Length Tight To The Skin
Black Slacks Just Slightly Touching Her
Real Deal Black Dance Shoes 

Slides Her Starlet Struck Perfect Body
Right Up And Against Me
Gyrates Her Solid Dance Hips
Slide Slide Just A Jiggle Shake
Somethin Somethin Down In Da Seat

Looks At me In An Ever Fast In Distress Looky Looks
Hands Me Over Her Ice Water in Her Clear Large
StarBucks Straw Ready Cup 

"Thank You.
I'll Just Situate".

"Not A Problem At All Young Lady.
My Actual Pleasure.
No worries"

"That Is So Very Kind Of You" 

"Where does your accent originate".

"Russiaaaa". 
Dwalred Out Ever So Soft. 
So Pronounced.

"What part of Russia"

"You Wouldn't Know".

"Minsk quite possibly"?

"Ohh. You Do Know Something of Something. No. Moscow."

In An Oh So Tantalizing Breath Of Voluptuous Whisper
As Only A Woman From Some Far Off Place Of Exotic Creatures Can and Will Pull Off.

Our saving grace from my side of da track:

"I'm way way Too Old For You".

On Her side:

"Oh. I Have A Boy Friend".

"Your Boy Friend Is One Very Fortunate Man". 

"Oh. Why"?

"Cause You Beautiful Girl".

"Oh. So Sweet. So Kind. Thank You".

Riding Da Bus.

Fifteen $ a month.
All day long.

While some where off in Texas.
You for sure shitten me.

One Hundred and Sixty One dollars.
$161.00

For that small amount of Stacks($)
You will receive the bragging rights of displaying across your 
ever widening cottage cheese laden fat ass.
The Isolated Slogan.

'1791'

But today only.
Never da fuck again.

Your one time chance America to own that slogan 
across your keester for the low low how low can He go 
price of only $100.00.

Today Only.

Grab Dat C-Note.
Hit Up Da Android.
Tell The Guy On The Opposite End Da Buck On Da Way.

George Washington is Jumping Twisting A Vertical Bop
In His Long Ago Forgotten Casket.

Hey.

Look.

No Problemo.

Dis Ghetto Born White Boy All For Piling Stacks($).

Bukoo.

Sky Da Fuck High.

An Actual Life Long.

My Hat Is Completely Off. 

On Da Ground.

Glenn Beck.

God Bless Ya Brother.

P.T. Barnum s Dead Dick Is So Fuckin Rock Hard In His 
Lost Long Ago Rotting Casket.

  BouncingOff The Termite Digested Wooden Walls
Of His Final Rest.
Reverberating To A Carney Cacophony.

"One Is Born Every Second". 

Conservative Talk Hoes Barking Out All Their Wares.
Just In Time For The Christmas Rush.

Here In Da Swamp.
Never to Be Out Done.

To You America.
The Always.
Rock Bottom Of Bottom Prices.

Absolutely Free.
Ongoing.
Never Ends.

An Offer To The World At Least In 34 Countries
Where This Insanity Is Read Daily.

The Bad Newz.

Americans The Only Qualifiers.
Free To Every Confirmed American Citizen.

Exclusively Yours America.

Your Un Alienable Rights.
Your Right To Elect.
Your Right To Control.
Your Right To Keep This Thang Called
The Land of The Free.
The Home of The Brave.

Upright
And
Floating.

So America.

You 33% of The Obese.
You 27% of Real real Fat.
The rest of you American Slouches Occupying all the 
sunken Couches.
Coast to Coast.

Lift those stationary ass' up off the broken springs.

Android and I-Phonez In Hand.

Bee Line to The Computer.

Hit Up All Da Congressmen and Women. 

Hit Up All Da Senators.

Tell Them To Do Their Damn Ass Jobs.
Or Their Corrupt Slanted ass' Are Gone Quicker Than 
A Nano Lickety.

No Mr. President Crack Head.

We Own Da Pen.
We Own Da Phone.

'We The People'
Did
Without
A Mother Fuckin
Doubt
Build 
All
Of 
Dis 
Bitches.

Time For Ya All To Going Diving Back Into You
Malignant Worm Holes.

We'll Take It From Here Bitches.

Don't Cost One Muthu Fuckin Thin Worn Dime
Off Da Hot Steaming Tarmac.

The Second Part Of This Freedom March.

Your Daily Rag.
Tell Cancel Da Subscription.

Your Cable Company.
Tell Em Ta Pick Up Da Boxes.

Satellite Companies.
Rip Dem Dishes Off Da Roof.

Unless Beginning Yesterday.
Da Slant.
Da Spin.
Da Lies.
Da Cheatz.
Da Laugh In Your Face Call Out Your Mamma.
Stops.

Da Whole Entire Muthu Fuckin Truth
Nothin But The Whole Entire Muthu Fuckin Truth

Or

All You Bought and Sold Lying Ass Bitch Hoes Iz Gone.
Off Da Ledge
Thru Da Window
Out Da Tube
Gone Sally Gone

Take your Prophesying Pontification
Ram It Multiple Mach Up Your Lying Ass'
And 
Hit Da Road Jack
Don't Ever Come Back No Moe No Moe

You Got Da Power America
You Got Da Pen
You Got Da Computers
You Got Da Phonez.

Shut Dis Bitch Down!

And
Pleeezeee

My Black Brothers and Sisters

Trust Me On Dis My Niggas

This NOT A Real Black Man 
Suburban Rich Kid 
and 
His Corrupt Criminal Cronies
DO NOT Have Your Black Backs

Get Ready To be Last In Line Now Behind
Your New Immigrant 
Speeky No English
5 Million New Neighbors.

Who with out a doubt will be piling a shitload
of new benefits Ya All Ain't never gonna see.

This first 5 million.
Tehh.
A toss in the illegal pile.
Expect 20 million by the time this impeachable dust settles.

This Calculated Equation Breaks Down To One Thing
and
One thing Only

VOTER BASE  

And Your Black backs Are The Foundation

Across The Nation.
Fucked Again My American Indian Brothers and Sisters.
Illegals more important than Ya All.

Yo
Al Sharpton
Faggot
Pay Your 10's of Millions In Taxes Yet My Pimpin Nigga.
Fuck You and Your Muthu Fuckin Hoe Ass Mamma.

Yo
Jesse
Dead Beat Jackson
Pay any money yet towards the Millions Upon Millions
of Un Paid Child Support On Your Magnitude Of Illegal Bastards Across America Yet Loser.

I Pay Child Support.
23 Years Now. 

I Damn sure takes care Of my Kidz.
Jesse Da Looser Jackson.
You Criminal Bitch.
Fuck you and Your Muthu Fuckin Hoe Ass Mamma.

Now. On To The World.

ISIS
Again.

Mis Guided Terrorist Bitches.
Ya Lookin For Me and My Brothers.
On My Turf.
Again.

Like Dis
Slaughter Ready Swine Eating Maggots.

20,800.00
That number represents the sum total of American Veterans in this country.

Were Dis Disgruntled
Pissed Off
Certified Crazy
Rollin Straight Up A and D. (Armed and Dangerous)
No Rules Of En Engagement Here
My Dirty Rag Wrapped Head
Camel After Birth Bitches.

We Dream About This Kinda Shit Bitches.
Oh Yeah ISIS

Bring Along Yo Hoe Ass Mammas.
We'll Pimp Em On Da South side

Better Yet
I'll Let My Marine Brother Explain Best.

U.S. Marine To IsIs Terrorists

We Are Armed To The Teeth

“As I sit here constantly hearing and watching you execute innocent men, women and children in the Middle East I chuckle. Why do I chuckle you may ask? Well let me explain something to you cowardice fools who think you are so tough behind all your propaganda videos. You are scaring a population that doesn’t know how to fight, you’re bullying the weak . . .
You say Islam is the religion of peace, but since when does terrorizing the innocent and beheading men, women and children constitute peace? WTF? But keep in mind, what did Saddam’s troops do when we came rolling into town? They surrendered, twice… So all your empty threats of coming to America and raising your flag over the White House amuse me more than any of you sick, sadistic bastards could ever imagine or comprehend.
In 2012 there was about 21.2 million veterans in the United States. Do you understand what that means? Let me break it down for you. That means there are literally millions of disgruntled, dysfunctional, pissed off veterans who have been dealing with years of abuse from their government stabbing them in the backs and having to watch their friends die because you Islamic extremist idiots can’t seem to act like normal human beings and stop terrorism and the violence.
It’s one thing to take over an Islamic state, but if my memory serves me correctly, I’m pretty sure we plowed through Fallujah in 4 days. Better yet, it took us about month to control your entire country. At this point, with 13+ years of war under our belts, how long do you think it would take us to do it all over again? I’ll let you draw your own conclusions on that one. Do you really think you stand a chance on US soil? Do you really think it would be smart to poke that bear? Remember, never bite the hand that feeds you.
Remember we are armed to the teeth in the US and I can promise you this… the Geneva Conventions will not apply to you. You attack us and there will be no mercy. We will bring the righteous hand of God down upon you and crush you. The ball is in your court now ISIS. We are more than ready to arrange your so called “meeting” with your 72 virgins and send you to your “prophet” Mohamed.”
– Nick Powers

Yeah.
The conclusion of another long ass day droppin peckz all
across the whores expansive sexy keyboard.

Ryan. Out.





Tail End

1. 2Pac - To live and die in LA - Duration: 4:27.

1. by Mashman

• 2 years ago
• 9,049,856 views

In The Above Video
Notice The Blurred Out Letters On Pac's Left Chest Side Og His Jacket
Facing You On Your Right
I Know What This represents
Do You
Let Da Swamp Hear Your Answer

Da Ol' Man Jus Can't Hep It


Spirit Forever Lost In Da Hood