Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

The Truth. The Whole Truth. And Nothin But Da Truth Tuesday


Major Props and Shout Out To Gretta Van Susteren.
Welcome to Da Desert Girl.
As well God Bless You for your service in actually giving a fuck regarding one of my Marines.

This situation is just another example of the Criminal Activity perpetrated by Obama and His Administration.

What I am walking up the canyon trail with is that between this countries Panty Waist, Candy Ass, Coke Smokin President. Allegedly.
 Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder?
www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama...Cocaine/.../057801387...

Claim: Obama hid 'gay life' to become president

www.wnd.com/.../claim-obama-hid-gay-life-to-become-p...

Obama's Gay Sex-Cocaine Romps with Larry Sinclair ...

fellowshipoftheminds.com/2010/05/.../larry-sinclairs-gay-sex-with-obam.

Do I have a problem with the alleged reports of the president being Gay and a cocaine addict?
Absolutely not.
My problem is the cover-up, the lies. 
The public and the press restrictions regarding The White House.
Mr. President. 
Just like my Homosexual friends. 
Be Real. 
Your position calls for you to be Honest to a fault. 
Sir, in your case. 
Dereliction of duty would be an incredible upgrade.

His AG(Always Gangster) Attorney General.
Communist Conspirator, Traitorous, Treasonous Secretary of State.
Is that these 3 Stooges can not even get a United States Marine released from a Mexihell Prison.
Sorry Moe, Larry and Curly.

Like Dis.
The Mexican Government.
The Mexican Drug Cartell.
The Current United States of America' Administration are most defiantly, ALL in bed with each other.

What is happening is that the Cartel and The Mexican Government are holding this Marine for the simple fact that this Marine is nothing more than a pawn in the Treacherous, Terrorist actions of Drug Smuggling.
Nothing more than the simple, This for That.

Far Flung?
You Bet.
Here's the real connection.
Mexican Government.
MS13. 
The United States Government, Completely Backed By Obama.
Criminals.

Yo.
Holder.
Apologize, Condolences to Brian Terry's Family?
Didn't think so.

Forget the fact that Brian Terry' Murder was in fact perpetrated as A DIRECT RESULT of FAST and FURIOUS.
Yet this countries UNDER SIGHT COMMITTEE apparently could not prove a fuckin thing.
While just every day people out in Da Street, In Da Desert, Knew EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED REGARDING BRIAN TERRY' MURDER.

In Fact, The Shooter, In Custody Spelled It Out.
That The FBI, Under Direct Orders From Holder, Kept The Murder Scene Under Wraps While The FBI Scrubbed The Crime Scene.
In Other Words, No Other Law Enforcement Agency Was Allowed Any Where Near That Crime Scene Until The FBI Pulled Out.
This Is Not A secret America. Here In The Desert, We Knew All About This Criminal Cover Up.
Straight The Fuck Up.

The following.
Again ,this is exactly what is going on just South of me on the border.

  
This is less than 40 miles South of Arizona Border.

Good Girl Gretta.
Pleeze.
Just Stay The Fuck Up On It.
As well, I certainly hope that you have some type of Security on board With You.
Rolling Max A & D.

All that said.

Senator McCain.
Where Da Fuck Are You?

Senator  Jeff Da Flake.
Where Da Fuck Are You?

On Top Of All Dat.
The Above Will Certainly Get My White Boy Ass Smoked.
Oh Well.
Fuck You Too.

Uganda.
Who Would Have Thunk.
Uganda Anti-Homosexuality Act, 2014.

If one is of Homosexual Proclivity in Uganda. One is more than likely to catch a life sentence in prison.
These actions are based on Ugandan's belief in God. That Homosexual Activity is Wrong on Every Level.
Some very strong words.

This feeling, regarding Homosexual Behavior is shared Bukoo around the world.

Putin, ceased all American Adoption of Russian Children for the primary reason of the pervasive Homosexual Activity here in the United States as one of his first actions back at the helm. 

Your a Homosexual.
So be it.
Certainly non of mine.

I Love Beautiful Women.

Curvy. Vivacious. 

Racked and Stacked.

Wiggle. Wiggle. Shake Shake.

Dat Somthin Somthin.
Oh Yeah.

Damn. 
Hope TBGNS (The Beautiful Girl Next Store) is not reading todayz blog.
But Straight Up. 
Girl West Coast Gorgeous.
That Beautiful Something Something.
Dat Thang That Just Doesn't Let Your Eyes Wonder Even When She Is Not There.
Dat Shake Wiggle Shake Jiggle.
Yeah.
I digress.

I do not know why men are Homosexual.
I read a study years ago that theorized Homosexual Men are Homosexual due to the fact that they have many, many uncles.
Whatever.
Homosexuality.
Just not my thang.

What is fact, is that HIV is spreading at alarming rates.
World Wide.

Around the world America is perceived as Sodom and Gomara. Due to the over permissiveness of this country and this countries policies.
I find this very sad. For the simple fact that this country was one of the most respected, held in awe countries around the world. 

An Iranian friend of mine explained to me, coming to America was a dream bigger than life itself.
Then when he arrived here, he was in complete shock of the homelessness.
The poverty. 
The Crime. 
The Permissiveness of what he described as pure evil/wicked. 

Now enter Putin.
Homosexuality.
Putin's main reason for shutting down all adoptions of Russian Children to American Couples.

Is this wrong?
Is this right?
Not mine to judge.

For me.
I just love women.
Here comes more death attempts on my life.
As well, people fleeing Da Swamp faster then Cock A Roaches from a Terminex Tech.

I find the mechanics of Homosexuality Dirty.
Very Dirty.

On a Biological/Physiological Basis.
The mechanics, based on my opinion are as far flung as it gets.

Just regarding the simple Biological Realities, The Male Human Body Was Not Designed For Homosexual Sex.
This fact was explained to me by a Doctor Friend of mine almost 30 years ago when HIV was breaking out in record numbers in California.

Doc explained.

The introduction of the male penis into the male rectum causes immediate tearing within the Anal Cavity.
As well, more often than not, Doc explained. The male penis perforates the anal canal. That this is the direct cause of virus. In this case. HIV.
Even condom fitted, Doc went on to explain, the damage incurred by the introduction of the male penis into the male rectum is non reversible. 
At the least causing sever enlargement of the entire anal cavity. Bringing on the need, after a period of time, for the Homosexual Male to have to wear diapers.

Again.
If this is your thing. This is your thing.
Certainly, my small part in walking this earth, is not one of judgement. 
I leave that task up to The Lord God Almighty.
I'll also state that through out my life, Gay men have hit on me. 
A lot. 
I have Gay friends. 
Great people. 
Just again. Not my thing.

I will also state that any slight, any Hate, any Violence against Homosexuals is wrong on every conceivable level.

So, if one claims to be a Christian, walking with my Beloved Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I consider your actions, if Violence and Hate are your regard towards Homosexuals are just plain out Hypocritical.
My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was all up into Forgiveness and Love. 

The fact that Homosexuality is considered by God as an abomination, is not for me to judge

I will state that for my simple minded self.
Wrong is Wrong.
Sin is Sin.
  
Take Syria.
A misguided attempt on every level regarding the American newz coverage and the American stance in reference to Syria.

Here is the real skinny.

Bashar al-Assad' Forces, backed by Russia, are in fact not only fighting rebels. 
But these rebels, without one scintilla of a doubt are backed by Al-Qaeda.
Forget the fact that Al-Qaeda and The Sunni Muslims without a doubt will indeed slaughter the 700,000 Christians on the side of  Bashar al-Assad.

Have I been lost in some Deep Anesthesia Muster Cloud Sleep?
Is Al-Qaeda not Americas Mortal Enemy?
This is absolutely, the complete solid truth. 
Not the lies brought on and delivered daily by Obama's Bought and Sold Media.

Who ever ones God is. 
Whether it be, Jesus Christ.
Whether it be Allah. 
You getting with The Lord.
God Bless Ya All.

The Tail End.

Arseneo.
My Man.
For Sure.
You defiantly qualify for Da Swamps best dressed Late Night Host.
Lookin Sharp A.H.

Todayz Poll

Somehow. 
I have collected Bibles.
A very considerable amount of Bibles.
I smoke cigarettes.
A lot of cigarettes.
Rollies.
These Killers require Tobacco and Rolling Papers. 
Actually A Whole Lot Less Money Than O.E.M. Smokes.
As well less harsh.

The closest smoke shop is at least a 20 minute walk both ways.
I always run out of papers before I run out of tobacco. 

Here's the question.

Is it wrong for me to cut out pages from the Bible. Being that the Bible pages are the same consistency of rolling papers?
So let me know.
It's Bad. I can't Do It?
My Dawg Bobby sayz it makes him crazy.

Hit me up. Let me know.

Ryan. Out.

To All The Beautiful Readers Who Follow This Insane Diatribe World Wide.
In Response To Ya All's Question Regarding If Blogger Is A Good Place To Blog?

Hell Fuckin NO. 
Blogger Sucks.  
Google Sucks.
Honestly. 
Ya All Worried About The NSA. 
Who You REALLY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IS GOOGLE.
They Have More Info On You Than Any Government Anywhere.
So Henceforth.
Fuck Blogger Dot Com.
Glad I Can Help.



Yo.
Singapore. Blowin It Da Hell Up.
Brazil. 
Welcome To Da Swamp. Trailing Just Behind Singapore.
America. 
Ya All Leading Da Pack By Country Miles. Off Da Damn Wire.
Germany.
Armenia.
Damn Ass China. You Kidden Me.
Russia. 
Who In Da Fuck Reading This In Russia.
Yo. Vladdy. 
Tell Me. You A Fan? 
An Honor Sir. 
Kick Some Al-Quida Ass In Syria. 
Give My Best To Snowden. 
Shout Out To Minsk.
United Arab Emirates. 
Straight Up Da Fuck Hittin It.
Ya All For Sure Da Damn Ass Beautiful Best. 
World Wide.
Damn.
Da Swamp Bigga Than General Motors.



I Thought Cha All Would Find The Following Article Interesting.
Enjoy.





 

Obama's Erroneous 'Mission Accomplished' on Syria

By Michael Weiss
It’s an odd sort of president who demands credit for selling a humanitarian catastrophe to two countries committed to furthering it. Yet that’s the sort of president the United States has got.
Fresh from his latest attempt in Manila to congratulate himself on brokering a deal to remove Bashar al-Assad’s chemical weapons, Barack Obama has been given the one thing he hates most by the international press: inconvenient details which sully his otherwise cracking narrative.
Detail number one:  the Assad regime is withholding 27 tons of sarin precursor chemicals as “leverage,” to quote the Washington Post, in an ongoing argument with the West about the fate of its chemical manufacturing and storage plants. According to Robert P. Mikulak, the US envoy to the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW), “12 chemical weapons production facilities declared by Syria remain structurally intact” and “the Assad regime has delayed the operation at every opportunity.” Nor, Mikulak told the Post, are these facilities in rebel-held or rebel-interdicted hot zones: they’re fully under the control of Damascus in the network of tunnels and buildings which the regime built to conceal its chemical weapons program in the first place.
Detail number two: the regime is still using chemical weapons against the people of Syria. Building on superb investigative journalism in Britain’s Daily Telegraph, Human Rights Watch has now concluded that chlorine bomb attacks, all delivered by helicopters – a weapon of war which, if the Syrian rebels had them, would mean an end to the war – struck the towns of Kfar Zeita, Temanaa, and Telmans, killing at least 11 people and wounding 500 more. All of these attacks, the watchdog notes, occurred in April, the very month the regime was due to have relinquished the last of its chemical stocks to the OPCW.
This demands immediate multilateral action, right?  Except that it doesn’t, because Obama’s big diplomatic breakthrough in ensuring peace in our time was hastily cobbled together with a Russian booby-trap.
Under the terms of UN Security Council Resolution 2118, which theoretically took away Assad’s chemical weapons, stipulates the ability of member states in “the event of non-compliance with this resolution, including unauthorized transfer of chemical weapons, or any use of chemical weapons by anyone in the Syrian Arab Republic, to impose measures under Chapter VII of the United Nations Charter.” Chapter VII encompasses, but not does not necessarily mandate, military action. But to even invoke it requires a second UN Security Council resolution which will never happen for two reasons.
The first is that actionable non-compliance is further elaborated in Resolution 2118 as being “of particular gravity and urgency.” Russia, a member of the Council, still denies that Assad ever used chemical weapons in Syria, even as Vladimir Putin was the one to float the bright idea of getting rid of Assad’s chemical weapons as a way to stave off US airstrikes on regime installations following Assad’s use of chemical weapons. The Kremlin will likewise never admit that Assad has dropped chlorine on anybody or that he is withholding his sarin precursors from the OPCW; much less will it allow that these violations constitute non-compliance “of particular gravity and urgency.” After all, they will say, 92% of the deadly toxins have been taken out of Syria.
The second reason Chapter VII will never be considered relates to the first: Russia has sanctioned US officials in retaliation against Washington’s sanctioning Russian officials and state institutions over Putin’s invasion of Ukraine. And the Security Council barely functions when two of its member-states are not sanctioning each other.
Detail number three: it appears that Iran is the country supplying Syria with its chlorine bombs and was doing so at a time when America was offering economic inducements to Iran. According to another report in the Telegraph, Western security officials believe that Iran had ordered 10,000 chlorine canisters from China, which were subsequently loaded onto Russian-built Ilyushin 76 Syrian military cargo planes and shipped to Damascus from Mehrabad International Airport in Tehran. “Many of the flights,” the newspaper’s Defense Editor Con Coughlin wrote, are “in breach of the UN sanctions imposed against Iran” and “took place while Iranian negotiators were taking part in talks in Geneva over Iran’s nuclear program.” Those talks have been hailed by the Obama administration as another “breakthrough” in international diplomacy to prevent or delay Iran’s acquisition of the bomb.
Not that anyone in the White House cares, but to see why nothing will happen even if it is definitively proven that Iran violated UN sanctions, I refer you to the second part of detail number three.
Detail number four: while Putin was annexing Crimea, he was also arming Assad. IHS Jane’s Defense Weekly has observed that, beginning in February, the regime started using long-range Russian-made Smerch and Uragan rockets, which it badly needed because its own supply of Scuds had been steadily depleted over the last three years. The Syrian Air Force has also increased its use of MiG-29 fighter jets, which are quite good at strafing ground targets. According to Ruslan Pukhov, an advisor to the Russian Defense Ministry who was interviewed by Bloomberg, Moscow has given Syria a “lifeline” in ammunition and spare parts to ensure Assad’s war machine continues unto victory.

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Michael Weiss is a columnist at Foreign Policy and a fellow at the Institute of Modern Russia. He tweets at @michaeldweiss.












 




























Monday, May 19, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Ease Up Into Monday

Don Sterling.
My Man.
You how Old?

Cause I gotta tell Ya Sir, you have to own seniority shares in both Ciallis and Viagra.
One can only hope.

Like Dis Stud.
You running and rippin with a young Hoe. 
Young enough to be your Grandchild.
Hoe a Hoe.

For sure. 
Hoes bring a whole hellava lot of drama. 
By the city cesspool full.
In your case, serious, treacherous drama.
I mean. 
I would ask you if hittin dat pussy was good. 
But honestly Sir, I don't think you would know the difference. 

If all that was not enough.
You dealing with every White Boyz Fear. 
This Author excluded of course.
Your Girl Bangin A Brother.
Trust me America. 
I'm being real kind.

Seemingly Mr. Sterling, you got your White Boy ass hooked up with a real UF Hoe.
Good luck with all that Donnie Boy.

Movin On.

"Knock Knock".
"Who's there"?
"Cable T.V. Tech".
"I didn't order cable. I have satellite".
"Knock Knock".
"Who's there"?
"Yellow Cab".
"I didn't call for a cab".
"Knock Knock".
"Who's there"?
"Domino's Pizza".
"I didn't order any pizza".
"Knock Knock".
"Who's there"?
"United States Federal Government".
"I'm Fucked".

For myself.
Every time I hear 

 'Prez', 

Harry 'Da Lying Hoe' Reid, 

Nancy 'Lying Nasty Stretch Face' Pelosi, 

Jay 'Wouldn't Know Da Truth If It Bit Him In His Ass' Carney,  

I am cross dimensionally catapulted, F16 jet thrust back to the 1990's SNL skit 'Land Shark'

For all you Americans that believe these Lying Hoe's. 
I have a 4 tier
5 lane each side
Bridge 
Spanning 33 miles over a crystal blue river running thru The Sonora Desert.

Special Deal. 

Today Only.
If You Call Today.
I'll throw in 7 Aliens. 
Courtesy of Bill Clinton.
For Real America.

To my fellow Tucsonians.
God Bless Ya All.

"Hey Ryan, I just love your blog. So do all my friends. You write so very nice. But Ryan. It's just that foul mouth diversion that you at times go into at great lengths. I know more people here in town would read you, if you could just scale back that bad language thing".

I hear Ya All.
I'll bring this foul mouth thang up at the next Swamp board meeting. 
Just hold your breath. 
I'll get back to you.

For the rest of you, Tucson, Az. is a Major Left Wing Commie Bastion. 
Or.
In My Best Possible Language.
A Major American Shit Hole.
This is the exact reason Tucson, Az. is going broke. 
Very Rapidly.
In fact broke, would be a major improvement

But not to fail.
If you are a convicted felon, this is the place to be. 
Benefits from free housing, to food stamps and everything in between.

Commit crime after crime after crime after crime. 
Get out Da Joint. 
Head to Tucson. 
Crooked attorneys lined city limit to city limits.
Here to get you all the SSI Benefits They Can Steal From The U.S. Government.
Welcome to 'Prez's' voter base.

While American Veterans Collapse and Die In Da Street. 
Daily.
Just Gotta Love It.

General Motors.
The poster boy for Inefficiently Managed, Directed and Operated Business's on the Government dole.
The driving power behind this miserable failure is none other than American Unions. These idiots can not even order the right parts, nor install them properly, while the more than poorly educated workers enjoy hourly salaries, benefits and options that should only be for hard working regular American workers. 

Ford Motor Company.
Doing just A O.K.

Volkswagen said Bye Bye Unions. 
Have a nice day. 
We'll take it from here.

Toyota.
Doing just fine.
No thank you unions.

And the Articulate Union Spokesman Himself. 
Fat Wop.
  
Jimmi 'If I Had A Real Brain' Hoffa

Living off his dead, corrupt father's legacy. 
Cussing up a storm.

Let’s take these sons of bitches out and give America back"!
  
Jimmy Hoffa Jr | Tea Party | Let's Take These Sons of ...
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Like father like son: Jimmy Hoffa Jr's union takes on UK bus ...

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Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. declares war on Republicans. - Facebook

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Jimmy Hoffa junior: everything that is wrong with the Labor ...

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Jimmy Hoffa's Big Mouth Writes Checks Big Labor Can't Cash

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Yo. Jimmi. 
You Fat Wop Bitch. 
Bring Your Big Fat, Ugly Dago Self Down Here To Da Desert.
I've got some real Irish Love For Ya.
Bitch.
Oh Yeah.
Fuck Your Hoe Mamma.

On Da Home Front.

Word on Da Street Iz Dat Ryan In Da Swamp In Da Desert, is rumored to be pullin outta the desert.

Seemingly. 
Somehow.
TBGNS (The Beautiful Girl Next Store
Catches wind of this upcoming great escape.
Without any reserve what so ever.
TBGNS
Informs me as she briefed me regarding my Sunday Iggy Da Dog detail, that if I'm going, she's going with. 
That she is not living anywhere that does not include me living next store to her.




TBGNS Informs me;
"Where ever you go Ryan. I go".

Dats Right. 
Girl tells me to jump. 
At sky high altitude. 
I'm screaming, "How High Girl"?
There Ya have it.

For real. 
On every level.
Damn Lucky Ass Fuckin Me.

Drama Up Close and Personal.
21:37 Hours. 2014.19.05

Gettin ready to call it a day, I hear sirens off the wire. Then that all too familiar drone down, whoop whoop whoop of said sirens.
I open my door. 
Across the street at another complex 5 Police Cruisers, 2 Fire Trucks, 1 Bomb Squad Van. And a whole lot of pandemonium.
Across the street, drama draped disaster off da wire.

More Poe On Da Scene.
Complex locked down.
Myself and my neighbors grabbin major gawk time at the ensuing scene across the street.

I grab a just rolled cigarette, head out the door. Position myself at the end of my property next to the pool.
Come to find out that in one of the units across the street, Dude pulls up in a car. 
Parks in front of a unit. 
Walks to the door. 
Knocks. 
Man opens the door. 
Blam Blam Blam. 
One round catches man in the leg. 
Shooter gets back in his car. 
Drives away.

Story goes. 
Seemingly, Shooters Girl up in da crib with the just shot White Male.
So much for her cheating heart.

For real. 
Dis Da Wild Wild West.
Guess Hoe won't be cheating on her man any time soon.
Chalk this one up to Lessons Learned Hard. 
Real Hard.
Just goes back to a Hoe, a Hoe.

Actually not much more newz regarding this shooting.
Not to worry world.
Two, that's 2, bodies found in various ditches here in Tucson over the last 4 dayz.
Actually, according to these stories, there seems to be a bunch of shootings and bodies all over the place here in this tiny desert MayBerry.

Now add into the equation, Tucson Police are down 300 Patrol Officers. 
No hiring of more Patrol Officers in sight.
Several retiring Rank, with no replacements on the horizon.

And crime, vicious, brutal crime growing by the ton. Daily.
Yeah.
Da West Side. 
Peep's for sure not playin.
Welcome to the new Detroit.

Ryan On Da Run. 
See Ya Desert.
Damn sure don't wanna be ya.

The battle rages on.
Satan
The Toxic Cesspool Scum Bag Rat on a roll.
Kickin Ass. 
Not even bothering taking names at this point.
He knows for sure his dayz are numbered.
Attacks on the Righteous at all time highs.

For this Author.
Daily.
Over and Over and Over Again.

In The Name Of Jesus Christ.
My Beautiful.
My Beloved.
My Only Lord and Savior.
Satan.
I Rebuke You.
All Your Evil/Wicked Mindless Hi-Jinks.
All Your Insanity.
All Your Noisem Pestilence That Crawls By The Darkness and Flies By Day Light.
I Cast You Satan Into The Bottomless Pit Of Fire For A Thousand Years.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.
THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST FLOWS THROUGH ME.

Over and Over and Over Again.
Second To Nano Second.
Tick To Tock.
24/7 365 and Beyond.

Ryan. Out. 

Oh.
Almost Forgot.
Big Fat Swamp Love Shout Out To My New Readers In;
Lithuania
Hungary
United Arab Emirates

Da Swamp Blowin Up.
World Wide. 
Cha All Da Beautiful Best.
Thank Ya All So So Very Much
God Bless Ya All
Who Ever Ya All's Beautiful God Is. 

Some More Of My Favorite Music

I actually owned the following album.
Talk About Mind Blowin. 
Roland Kirk In This Rendition Had 7 Saxaphones Strapped Around His Neck. 
Sorry Ol Blue Eyes(Frank Sinatra) Cha All Ain't Got Nothin On Dis.
Oh Yeah. Roland Is Blind.
My oldest Sister helpin my Momz clear out the basement while I was doing my best to stay alive in some far flung jungle worlds away threw this collector album out.



  1. Roy Haynes Quartet featuring Roland Kirk - Fly Me to the Moon

    Roy Haynes Quartet featuring Roland Kirk - Fly Me to the Moon (In Other Words) (1962) Personnel: Roland Kirk (tenor sax, ...



  1. John Coltrane My Favorite Things (1961) [Full album] 

    My Favorite Things is the seventh album by jazz musician John Coltrane, released in 1961 on Atlantic Records,

  
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  1. Aretha Franklin - Chain Of Fools Live (1968)

    The Queen doing her thang. Enjoy No Copyright intended.

































Saturday, May 17, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Absolution Saturday


My Name Is Ryan.
I Am An Addict.

Dun for in every way. 
Through the tube. 
Out the shoot. 
Gone Betty Gone.

My unfortunate legacy.




If all that was not enough, throw into this Diabetic Waiting Nitemare 2 packs of Rollies and a box of Whoppers.

Yet.
I can not put on a pound to save my life. Forget that I am consuming any where from 4 boxes of Nips a day. Now I've been condemned to Whoppers and Rollies.
I eat this sugar death all nite long in my much disturbed sleep.

I was not sure what my broken condition was yesterday regarding my out of the normal lethargic state of mind. Then it hit me. I was Jone-sing sweets as I had completely run out of my sugary death.

Down to Walgreen's I headed. 
Bought the store. 
In fact enough to even give away some to TBGNS (The Beautiful Girl Next Store). 
To say I was in like Flynn is a cyclopean understatement.
Oh Yeah.

The bottom line regarding all this hyper assent into sweets is taking to the recovery highway starting today. 
I truly hope that a 911 call is not in order.

Sun Trust Bank.
Licensed Thieves on The Maximum Level.

Where I am coming from is a T.V. Newz Broadcast yesterday evening talked about how Sun Trust bank stole this persons money and as well how Sun Trust is being investigated by The Fed's.


SunTrust Probed on Fannie Dealings - MarketWatch

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SunTrust says could face substantial penalties in mortgage ...

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USDOJ: Justice Department Reaches $21 Million ...

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My experience with Sun Trust Bank was Seemingly innocent. In fact my personal savings account of 25 years. My retirement as it were. No one except me and Sun Trust even knew this account existed.

(I want to apologize at this time for the Italics. Just Blogger Fucking up as usual AGAIN. Really. The absolute worst blog medium out there. I'm being kind. But it is a daily struggle with this program Yo. Blogger. Instead of concerning yourselves with your candy ass ad's that you do not even pay on. How Bout trying to make this blog site user friendly. God Forbid. Google You Suck).
  
In fact this was the beginning of a story that my friends so want me to write. Maybe. Some day. 
Today I will give you just a peak.

I was up in Flagstaff, Az. visiting a friend. Veronica.
I had just completed a job for a client. Content and Web Redesign.

I was in downtown Flag, across from the train station on Route 66. I hit my Droid for the bank, Sun Trust to see if  the deposit had hit. Following is the conversation with customer service.
The mystery for me at that point, that day, was why was I speaking with a live agent and not the automated que. 

"Hello Mr. Donovan".

"Uhmm. Is this the automated"

"No Mr. Donovan. My Name Is Shatrinka"

"Good Afternoon Shatreeka".

"No Mr. Donovan. My name is not Shatreeka. My name is Shatrinka".

"Oh. O.K. Shantrinka. I am calling to get my balance and to see if a $3600.00 direct deposit has hit".

"Mr. Donovan. You need to say my name right. Shatrinka".

"Shantrina, what is my balance"?

"MR.  DONOVAN . You WILL get my name right".

"Young Lady. Your demeanor is absolutely unacceptable. You are employed by one of the largest banks in this country. A bank that I have been doing business with for 25 years. So Young Lady, please find the Dictum and Decoram of a person who is employed by one of the largest banks in this country".

"SHATRINKA. That is how you say my name".

"Honestly, Shantreeka, Shantrinka, Shatfuckurmamma. I do not give two shitz or three fast flying fuckz how in the hell you pronounce your fuckin name".

I know. I know. My bad. Marine Corp Officer mouth got the best of me. Oh well. Just another day in hell.

"You are a rude fuckin Cracker Mr. Donovan".

"Huh. Tehh. I want to speak to your manager. Now. This is unacceptable behaivor. Transfer this call".

"FUCK YOU CRACKER". Click. Call gone.

Standing there on a corner in Flagstaff Arizona, I repeated several times to myself, Fuck me Cracker Huh.

I walked across the street to the train station.




I drew out my bank card. Hit Mr. Droid. Waited for the automated to come on line. Caught the prompt to enter my bank account number.

"The number you entered is invalid. Account does not exist".

I removed my glasses from my back jeans pocket. Hit Mr. Droid. Entered my bank number for the second time.

"The number you entered is invalid. Account does not exist".
I repeated this process 4 more times only to hear the same recording. On the 7th attempt the recording informed me that I was not able to make this call from that number. 
"Goodbye".

Needless to say my Stacks($), a VERY considerable amount was gone.
This event started the most amazing part of my life. Actually all pretty cool.

And yes I did go to a local office here in the Desert to be told by a bank president;
"No problem Mr. Donovan. See you in court". Was this fat, bloated, constipated, Sun Trust Banker' reply.

This ass holes only saving grace was that I have never been arrested in my life for anything. 
My background glows a stellar squeaky clean radiance.
I wasn't going to prison for murder at that point in time.

So, in true Swamp fashion.

FUCK YOU SUN TRUST BANK AND ALL YOUR HOE MAMMA BANK EMPLOYEES AROUND DA WORLD

Seemingly. Ya All getting ready to be brought down. There is a God.

Last but not least.

Bill Cunningham.
Representing last nite on Hannity.
I wish I could get your radio show here in the desert.
You certainty standing tall Sir. 

Regarding Boko Haram.

I wrote about these insane murderers 2013 March. 
I'm a beat up old man. 
Literally a nobody.

Yet I was fully aware of Boka Haram over a year ago. Somewhere I have that dayz blog due to the kindness of a fan here in town that prints out my stories from WordPress Dot Com that have vanished into the thin.

At any rate, it is now over a year later that the Bought and Sold Newz in this country has tripped over Boka Haram.

My resolve, as I penned the other day is, French Special Forces. They are more than acclimated with Nigeria and the terrain.
This is a big fat non of ours. Let Europe do one Fuckin Thing On Their Own.

At this point in time I am starting to experience the hell of sugar withdrawal. 
Gotta Go.

Someone.
Anyone.
Pleeze Pray For My Recovering Sugar Addicted Ass.

Ryan. Out 







































Friday, May 16, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street


On Da Floor Flat Face Da Fuck Hard Against It Friday




Stupid Fuckin Me.

Day after day after day.

I hit the stats button.

Blog blowin up.

World Wide.

Day after day after day.
I cry like Da Bitch. 
Wah, Wah, Wah, Wet my pants Wah.

No Comments.
I'm thinkin to myself that I have to be the biggest ass hole in Da World.
Seemingly, a cock a roach don't even want to communicate with me.
Wah. Wah. Wah. 
Poor fuckin old little me. Wah.

Then it hit me.
Wham, Slam, Damn Fuckin Bam.

Yesterday early evening I am bored out of my mind.
I walk down over here to the college and start playin around on this site.

I hit a click by mistake. I scroll down.

I notice a button I never saw before.
'Comments' I hit Da Bitch.
382.
Comments.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

There they are.
382.
Breaks down to 95.5 comments a month.

My total bad.

Blame It On;
Dropped Severly On My Head At Birth.
Straight Up H.A.L.O.
High Altitude. 
Low Opening. 
Out The Ass End Of A C-130.
Decent.
High Volacity Landing.
Wham. Slam. Bango. Bamm. 
Physical Well Being Squashed Like Green Rotten Tomatoes.

Through out my life, when necessary, I will apologize for any slight on my part, perceived or real.
I never say that I am Sorry.
Time to set precedent.

World.
Readers.
Cha All Da Very Very Beautiful Best.

I AM SO SO VERY FUCKIN SORRY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL BEST READERS WORLD WIDE.

God Bless Cha All. Thank You So Very Much.

Yo.
Google.
Don't wanna put any advertisement on my site due to a small small nano mistake on my part. 
I even apologized.

Oh Well. 
Dats Your Fuckin Bad Google.
I'll put my own adds on my site.

In Fact over at;
ryanindaswamp.wordpress.com 
I advertised Roush Racing and Roush Mustangs.

   

ROUSH Performance Vehicles

www.roushperformance.com/vehicles/




Seemingly Da Swamp Actually Played The Major Role In Selling A Roush Mustang. 
All It Took Was One Clickety Click.
$165K. 
Oh Well.
Guess My Readers Just Ain't Dat Important To Cha All. 
King Google.

Oh Yeah.
Google.
People In Da Philipines Begging for the ability to Blog. I lost count of all the Beautiful Filipinos just about begging me to hook them up so they will be able to blog in the Philippines.
No Go Google Blog Blog For You Philippines.

Hey Cha All.
Hit Up WordPress. 
I am pretty sure that on WordPress Dot Com, they make blogging available.
I'm up there too. 
Matter of fact I am rebuilding that site.

For the reason that I do not own a computer, things seemingly move at a snails pace here in Da Swamp.
Not To Worry.
Swamp On It.

All You Beautiful Souls That Grace This Insane Diatribe Called Da Swamp.
Hooked Up Corner To Corner.
Tick To Tock.
Again. 
Thank Cha All.
God Bless Each and Every One of You.

Regarding a often repeated comment, from the small amount I have read up to this point.
The Peep's are talking about pictures.
Centering Pictures and Such.
I haven't any answers.
The fact of the matter is that for the most part pictures just do not show and if they do, they disappear in a day or two.
Quite frankly I am baffled.
I even posted a picture of myself as a Marine, in uniform and me today. All the other pictures on that dayz blog remained. The pictures of me did not appear. 
Recon For Life I Guess. 
Mystery Man Me.
Sorry Dude Who Asked.

Now.
Mission Forward is to reply to every one of your comments.
Swamp Up On It.
In A Quick Lickity.

Cha All The Beautiful Best.
Cha All Humble Me To Death.

Major Swamp Love Cha All.

Cha All Have A Beautiful Weekend.

Back Again.
3,229 comments.
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Ya All Fuckin Shittin Me. 
For Sure.
I'm Damn Ass Swamped In Da Swamp.
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Over Whelmed Is  A Gargantuan, Cyplopean MutherFuckin Understatement.
Momz. What I Do Now.
A Dazed And Comment Confused.

Ryan. Out. 


The Tail End

Yo
Hackin Gay Ass White Boyz
Fuck You And All Your  Stank Ass Hoe Mammas











































Thursday, May 15, 2014

Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street




Just For Giggles and Shitz





Hope Cha All Find The Following Cool

I mean not Greg Gutfeld Cool.
Just Fuckin Cool


Just Killin Time Waitin On A Friend
















Video: 1 Mile Sniper Kill Shot
From the History Channel -- .50 cal sniper, 1 mile kill shot. Skill to kill....More








'War Dog' Marine Awarded Silver Star
'War Dog' Marine Awarded Silver StarIn the chaos and danger of battle, Marines are trained to look out for each other, take control and bring chaos to their enemy. Lance Cpl. Daniel Hickey, a machine gunner with 2nd Battalion, 7th Marines, did all these things and helped save lives in Afghanistan in 2008. ...More





Osprey Used in Marine Force Recon Raid
For the raid, which took place at 0200 Afghan time, a group of 120 Force Recon and Afghan National Army troops were inserted by three MV-22s in two waves into an "enemy controlled area" to serve as a blocking force for 3/6....More







Video: M-40 Sniper in Iraq
Watch these gripping scenes from "Generation Kill" and see a real sniper at work....More















Thank God
Her Majesty Has Arrived
Veronica
In Da House
Fuckin Finally

Ryan. Out.


































Ryanindaswamp / Man In Da Street

Thurzday Love

Gansta Beatz

Thankx My Brother For Your Love and Props.
'Main Gansta'
You Humble Me Man.
Thank You So Much.

Here's a far flung Dream.
Just Maybe.
Quite Possibly Together We Can Coast to Coast, bring this country together in Love.
Dissipating all the Hatred deep deep into the dark dark cosmos.
Exposing all the guilty parties.

Yeah.
I know.
Less than a pipe dream.
Difficult.
But Not Impossible.
Maybe We Can Even Take It Past 'The B's and C's.
Wasn't that far back in Da Hood, South Central, Where The B's and C's Did Team Up Against Some Really Whacked Ugly Shit.

Swamp Love My Main Gansta.
Crenshaw Representin.
Thank You.

Justice Judge Jeanie.

Pit Bull Tenacity Girl.
Like Your Style. Caught Your Show Saturday.
You For Sure The Fuck Up On It.
Welcome To Da Swamp Girl.

Lucky Fuckin You.

I would apologize for my at times foul, street dirty mouth.
That of course would be a real phoney perpetration on my part.

Solution.

Firmly implant ear buds.

Hit 2Pac.
Live and Die In L.A.
You be fine. Good To Go.

Nigeria.
French Special Forces.
Honestly.
This is all it would take.
No need for American Forces.
Not at this time.
This tragic slaughter has been going on since 2002.

Europe.
Get Your Filthy Noses out Your Filty Ass' and Do Something.
For Once.
On The Fuck Your Own.
Sniveling Grease Butt Monkeys.

Who Dis Brent Hume?
Brent.
My Man.
Here's a path to enlightenment.

You and Geraldo Need To Team Up.
Call Your Show;
'Idiots On Parade'.
Cause For Sure, Both Of You Are At The Head Of The Idiot Line.

If all that wasn't bad enough.

Your a friend of Hillary Da Pig.
Lucky Fuckin You.
You take Bought and Should To New Heights.
Maybe Bill and Hill have an opening cleaning their kennels.

Here's my hash tag.
#Fuck You@Da Swamp.
Hit it up Bitches.

My last word of the day regarding Fox Newz.

Deep Breath In.
Deep Breath Out.
How I can I gently state this without any negative drama being flung at me in the form of blast back.
Here Cha Go.

Fox Newz.
Cha All, Without A Doubt.
Nothing To Analyze.
Have By Far.
The Hottest, Bangingnest Broads In Broadcast Newz.

Now add into that equation.
Brains.
Intellect.
Conviction.
Pit Bull Tenacity.
Straight Up.

I don't even know where to start.
The Sultan of Brunei' Bitches Ain't Got Nothing On Cha All.

I can say that?
It's not bad?

1959.
A very informative year for the Author.

One Saturday afternoon while listening to the baseball game on the radio with my Popz.
During a commercial break, Popz stated;

"The U.N. is Worthless. What possible reason can be surmised for America having anything what so ever to do with this Communist Organization".

My Father was a Marine Officer through out WWll.
Both fronts.
European.
Pacific.

Another quote from a family member was vocalized to me in 1959.

This quote came from my second oldest Brother. 
While watching a baseball game on the tube.
A Recon Marine. Home on leave.
My Hero. 
Talk about Veterans Dying Hard Without Dignity.

During the 7th inning stretch, Patrick looked at me and said;

"The Ass Holes Are Winning Squirt".

Patrick certainly was not talking about the baseball game.

He would preach to me that the assholes make up 99% of Americas Populous.

I wouldn't go that far. I'd  turn back that gauge a bit. Not a whole lot though.

To say the least. 
1959 was a very profound and enlightening year.

Welcome to the world of higher education.
Harvard.
Where else?

On a daily basis. 
If it is not hard enough to keep Satan and all his toxic slime rat self, soldiers and followers out of our ass.
Harvard. 
That Great Bastion of learning.
Wants to give 'The Toxic Slime Rat' Satan his day in the sun.

Without a doubt another class room experiment turning to excrement in the just dropped on the floor petrie dish.

Thankfully this satanical love fest was denied on campus.

Hey.
For $166,464.00 a year what do you expect.

Try this on for size.

Harvard Salaries by the Numbers

As this week’s Scrutiny focuses on tenure at Harvard, FM takes a look into how our professors are actually doing for themselves.
$198,400 Average salary for a full professor in 2012
$201,600 Average salary for a male full professors in 2012
$187,500 Average salary for a female full professors in 2012
+$69,500 Change in average full professor salary at Harvard since 2000
1,084 Number of full professors at Harvard
$54,496 Cost of undergraduate attendance at Harvard 2012-13
3.4 The average number of student tuitions needed to pay the average Harvard professor
$120,900 Average salary for associate professors in 2012
$109,800 Average salary for assistant professors in 2012
$56,700 Average salary for non-ladder instructors in 2012
$875,331 Total compensation for Drew Faust in 2010
#1 Harvard’s rank for average faculty salaries in the world

Not bad work if you can steal it.
Hash Tag. 
#Fuck You Harvard.
As Well, Your Football Team Sucks. 

Only One College Team Worth The Tuition.
My Alma Mater

Da U.
University of Miami.
Hurricanes Rule.




Speaking of American Education.
Following are what I consider interesting links that put in the full light of day exactly who the people are who are taking America down.
Hope Ya All find the following interesting.


Barack Obama and the Strategy of Manufactured Crisis

www.americanthinker.com/.../barack_obama_and_the...

Bill Ayers - Discover the Networks

www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=2169


Why Republicans Need the Tea Party | National Review ...

www.nationalreview.com/...republicans...david-horowitz...

Common Core 'architect' David Coleman's history with Bill ...

eagnews.org/common-core-architect-david-colemans-history-with-the-ay.


 

 Ryan. Out.





One Last Shout Out.

Blogger Dot Com
Thanks For Making This Blog An Almost Impossibility, Daily.
Literally Fighting With The Key Board And Mouse.
Hence Forth Italic Fuckin Letters.
Will Not Go Away.

Cha All Suck.